Randomness of Odyssey

This Is my Life Right Now... 🐶💩😷😂

This is one of those times, where you would say, "You should have been there..." But you wouldn't want to be there if you in my place, or Woody's. But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Okay, so... Remember when I said my dad was gonna get bees soon? Well, it happened today... And let me tell you, this is something I never expected... And never wanted... *shakes head*

My pastor (farms chickens, horses, goats, bees) helped my dad transfer some wild bees to our house. Yay! (Sarcasm) They used lemon grass oil to lure them into the hive and out of a tree because that smells like the queen bee.

Of course, because they were working with the oil, my dad got it on his bee suit and he smelled like a queen bee, so a lot of bees were all over him. When they were done with it all, Dad came inside carrying a... You guessed it... a BEE inside.

So, Woody got a hold of it and tried to attack it like he's done so very well with spiders... Saving my sister's and my life plenty of times. 😂

But he got stung in the paw! So he ran in my room and to my bed, searching for someone to comfort him with my sister close behind.

After running in circles, he jumped on my bed trying to find a comfortable spot to lay down. My sister rubbed a little turmeric (a spice that helps with pain and is anti-inflammatory) on his mouth.

He started to go to sleep right next to my pillow, where I had my blanket.

Then all of the sudden, he sat up, looked around a few times, then got up. He threw up and pooped at the same time! 💩😷

That was the most disgusting thing. The sight of it... The smell...

But trust me... It gets worse.

I called my sister over. The worst thing was I couldn't do anything to help or move, because of my dislocated knee. This was bound to happen... I know it was...

My sister grabbed Woody, lifting him over my head... when she thought he was done.

He wasn't.

Yep. More... 💩😷

Mostly poop though, which in my opinion is worse.

It went on my upper arm and some around me. So, so, so glad it didn't go on my face. That. Would. Bee. The. Nightmare. Of. My. Life. Irl

It could have been way worse. Now it's just something to laugh about.

I told you before that I don't look forward to getting stung. Because of my knee, I thought I would be safe from it all. You can see how one thing led to another and it affected me anyway even if it wasn't a bee sting. 😷

Only my family, only me... 😂

#CountryGirlProbsIRL

I don't know about bees. I didn't know about them before, but this really gives me a bad first impression and they haven't even stung me, yet.

Quotes from younger sis today:

"This has prepared me for being a mom."

"Bees are NOT worth it!"

As I was typing this story out, I heard her say this and run out the door. "Wait! The chickens have a rubber band! They think it's a worm! Get it!"

"It was all because Dad wanted bees. Our next problem is going to be getting rid of them."

So this is my life right now. Hope you guys are having a much better day.