Dear Earth

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Dear Earth

Do you realize how statistically unlikely it is for a person to die while falling? I mean where's your 70% water when my 35% body hits your 30% ground getting my 65% water everywhere? Where are you sky which makes up like all of what isn't earth. I mean you'd think tons and tons of oxygen would make a soft pillow I mean I blow up my mattress and it catches me when I fall every night so why not here? 

Oh right

That's because out there the air doesn't come at your beck and call. Up there you're so far from the ground that the air feels more like nails when your falling. Out there the 70% ocean doesn't care if you jump because the 30% ground catches us every time.



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