Sakura:Where's Sasuke?
Kakashi:Don't worry about Sasuke.
Naruto:Oh I'm sorry, have you met us?
Kakashi: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Sasuke: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Sakura: Naruto tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Sakura:I'm so tired
Kakashi:same
Sakura:I'm just going to put an "out of order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Kakashi:excellent idea, I'm in
Obito:*stubs his toe*
Obito:*curls into a ball on the floor*
Obito:I was dying
Obito:and then I died
Obito:and now *dramatic pause* I'm dead
Kakashi:you literally died and didn't complain this much
Gai:you're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late
Kakashi:jokes on you I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what
Minato:Kakashi, keep an eye on Obito during the Chunin Exams today. He's going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Kakashi:Sure, I'd love to see Obito get punched.
Minato:Try again.
Kakashi:I will stop Obito from getting punched.
"I'm a grown man and I will never stop being afraid of teenagers in large numbers."
— Kakashi Hatake, probably
Sasuke:Yeah, I'm gonna go spar with Sakura
Naruto:Alright have fun!
Naruto *bursting into the houkage office*:Kakashi come quick! Sasuke's about to get his ass kicked by a girl!
Kakashi *running out the door*:Iruka get the popcorn!
Kakashi:I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
Gai:that's 110%
