xvii. american hobo

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"Hello, hello."

"You're so proper. Stop. You're making
me feel like an American hobo."

"You are an American hobo."

"Wow, you're so kind to me. I can't even
handle all of the kindness, I might cry."

"You know it."

"So what does Kendall have on you?"

"Nothing."

"That's convincing, dude."

"Mhmm."

"I'm bored."

"Me too."

"Want to start a show together?"

"Sure. Which one?"

"Oh, damn. I have no idea."

"Supernatural?"

"Yes! I love Jensen's face and he's a
lucky duck, to be married to Daneel
Harris."

"Alright, let's do this thing.

"Okay the description on Netflix cracks
me up. Like they're not just picking
fights? There's a reason they're killing
the demons, right?"

"Wow, their mom is hot."

"You shouldn't have said that."

"I didn't mean it literally."

"John is hot."

"What?"

"From what I've heard, he's a dick. I was
hoping that me calling him hot
would kill him."

"You're an odd-"

"Duck!"

"They look so young, bloody hell."

"Jess is pretty hot too."

"You just had to say it."

"Awe, he thinks he'll actually be back by
Monday. What a cinnamon roll."

"Their car is amazing."

"My boobs, I'm laughing."

"Super macho man John kept a hunting journal. That still gets me."

"This ghost is a bitch."

"Bloody hell, she killed her kids?"

"DAMNIT JESS. YOU HAD ONE JOB."

"Next episode?"

"Definitely."

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okay so i lowkey forgot that jess is played by adrianne, aka someone that tara would literally know bc of fnl someone punch me in the throat.

[ 10.25.17 ]

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