xxxxv. andy dwyer

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"Hey, girl."

"I miss you."

"I miss you, too."

"How is everything going with therapy and everything?"

"Really good. It's definitely helped me a lot, to accept who I am and who I want to be. And understand my mom a whole lot more. I was a rape baby and I didn't even know."

"Holy shit, T."

"Right?!"

"That's just so weird to me. I can't picture the regal Lori Sparks being a victim like that."

"Me neither. Now how about you, how is Brandon?"

"I hate you."

"Oh whatever."

"We're honestly really good. I can totally see myself being in love with him and, while that scares me, I'm so glad that it's him that I'm falling for."

"Me, too, babe."

"How's Dom?"

"I'm doing good, thanks for asking."

"Tara!"

"Sorry? We're rewatching Zude scenes on YouTube and he can hear everything you're saying."

"I feel like I should be more mad than I am, since I'm currently internally screaming SHARKS repeatedly."

"Yeah, we figured."

"I was expecting her to scream SHARKS until we had to hang up on her."

"What a puppy."

"Speaking of, how did you bribe him to post that dog filter picture, way back when?"

"No."

"Oh, yeah! I forgot about that. I told him that if he didn't, I was going to tell you he liked you."

"Awe, babe, you had a crush on me?"

"What?"

"Tara, you're not fooling anyone. You're not Andy Dwyer."

"Is he that guy who talked about internet connectivity problems and hit himself in the face with a ball after throwing it at a wall?"

"Honey, please do us a favor and shut
up."

"Love you, too, babe."

"Awe, babe, I love you, too."

"And that's my cue. Adios, biotches."

"What no."

"..."

"Oh well, more Zude fan video time for us."

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i genuinely miss them so much

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