Snag Reads Her Old Fanfiction

Chapter 9- The Chosen One

Embersoar sat still as she listened to Thornstar.
Back to Embers, right?

"There is a living cat called Leafshine who has been granted wings by Skypride as the 'Guardian of the Prides'." Thornstar growled, his voice full of scorn. "They are trying to vanquish us, destroy us... For no reason." He looked at Embersoar. "We must retaliate."
For no reason? Really?

"And, what do you plan to do with me?" Embersoar asked. "Why have you brought me here?"
Wot

Thornstar grinned. "We plan to retaliate with you. Dragonclaw!"
Heck what

Suddenly, Dragonclaw bowled her over, earning a muffled yowl of protest from Embersoar. Dragonclaw pinned her down, then raised a dark stick with a purple substance dripping at the end.
He gon stab her hecking fight back

"I'm sorry..." He whispered, then stabbed Embersoar in the chest.
Haha no ur not

The pain.

The pain was like no other pain Embersoar had ever felt before, except when she first came to Lavapride.
Yeah what was the point of that anyway

Embersoar writhed on the ground in agony.
Shake shake like a snek

Then, everything went black.

~~~*~~~

Embersoar woke up, her back aching so badly, she felt like some cat was pulling on it.
Ow

She twisted her head around to look at her back, expecting a deep gash.

She was wrong.

Embersoar screamed in surprise and fear, for on her back, were shiny jet-black feathered raven wings shining an oily rainbow in the dim light.
Wait WOT

Embersoar unfurled her wings to see if it was true.
She knows how to move them already??

Two black raven wings gracefully fanned out, just calling for the murky black sky.
Honestly I still love the idea of winged cats.
But it makes Embers even more of a Mary-Sue.

Embersoar's heartbeat escalated.

Wings? I have wings? Am I supposed to match Leafshine? How did she get wings? Did it hurt this bad? Great Skypride, help me!
Do you remember anything about the clans at all?

Embersoar corrected herself.

No. Great Lavapride help me!

If she was evil, then she should think evil.
*eye roll*

Reality was sinking in.

I have wings!
You do??

Embersoar dashed out of her bush, extending her glossy raven wings. She jumped over a hill and then....

Thump!

She landed with a bump on her rump.
HEHE IT RHYMED

Okaaay... She thought. I guess I should practice...

Embersoar glanced around to see if anyone had saw her embarrassing performance.
Yes plzplzplz

When she saw no one, she tried again.
Dang

And again.

And again.

Then finally...

"I'm flying!" Embersoar screeched in joy.
Congrats you have the full power of the Mary-sue

Wait... how do I land?
Cliché comedy break

She didn't have much time to solve that as she crashed to the ground, skidding on her paws.
Wings use Cliché comedy break!
It's not very effective.

What do they want to do with me now?

And what about Dragonclaw?
What?

I still like him.
No Embers don't

I still love him.
She doesn't learn
Also she went from severe hatred to love within twelve hours