what goes on in the red army

3: idk

Tord: CORL

paul: NO

patryk: AH

Tord: COOORRRRLLL

paul: NOOOOOO

patryk: AHHHHHHHHHH

Tord: *randomly throws fiber pills at paul at pat* I HOPE YOU DIET WITH FIBER!!!! (The new Parody to die in a fire)

Patryk: NUUUU!!! IM MELTING

paul: WHAT HAVE YE DONE????

Tord: I DONT KNOW!!!

Paul: SOMEONE CALL 911!!!

Tord: you mean... 9 wah wah?

Paul at pat: ...

Tord: so the WAMbulance can pick you up? *baby voice*

Patryk: nevermind I'd rather die

Paul: me too *pulls out two guns and hands one to pat*

Tord: da fudge??

Paul and pat: *holds guns to head*

Patryk: goodbye...

Paul: it wasn't nice knowing you guys...

Patryk: i hated you all

Tord: boy's what are you doing...?

Then Paul at pat pulled the trigger and DIED

Random person: THAT WAS A DARK ENDI-

Me: *covers persons mouth* shushy