Tord: *kicks down door* PAU!!!!!
Pau: 'crap... What did I do wrong?' YESSSSSS?????
Tord: *somehow pulls out a big poofy dress from out of his pocket* I got you a dress!
Pau: what? What????
Tord: try it on!!
Pau: TRY ON DEATH
tord: TRY IT ON
Pau: ok...
*later...*
Pau: *comes out in the dress*
Tord: *sheds a tear* AGH!!! MY BOYS ALL GROWN UP!!!!
pau: I hate you...
Tord: PAT, COME HERE
Pat: what is i- oh my gosh... Its beautiful...
Pau: does it make my eyebrows look big?
Tord: ...
Pat: ...
Tord: they look normal
(I have no explanation why I did this)
YOU ARE READING
what goes on in the red army
Fanfictionan eddsworld spoof book! now, im sure the guys would be a bit more mature unlike what i will be putting in this book
