tord: PAUL THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT IS HERE
Paul: OBAMA????
Tord: NO YOU IDIOT TRUMP
Paul: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trump: herro
Paul: MERCIN CARROT WHY ARE YOU HERE?????
Trump: cause I heard your brows have magical powers. And I need them to build my W A L L
Paul and tord: W A L L????
Trump: yes. W A L L
Paul: NEVER!!! MY BROWS ARE MIIIIIINNNEE
Trump: but I need the W A L L
tord: GIVE TRUMP THE BROWS
Paul: NO
patryk: *shaves Paul's magical brows off*
Paul: NOOOOO- *the brows grow back*
Tord Pat Trump and Paul: ...
WE GONNA BUILD A W A L L
YOU ARE READING
what goes on in the red army
Fanfican eddsworld spoof book! now, im sure the guys would be a bit more mature unlike what i will be putting in this book