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Pat: hey, hey. Wanna see my impression of a pterodactyl??

Pau: no

Pat: SCREEEEEEEEE

tord: *burts into the room shrek style* IS THERE A PTERODACTYL IN THE ROOM??

Pau: no, it's just pat

Pat: you fools! Im not pat! Imma pterodactyl!!

Tord: wat?

Pat: *somehow forms into a pterodactyl* SCREEEEEEE-

pau and tord: *inhumane screeching*

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