Pat: hey, hey. Wanna see my impression of a pterodactyl??
Pau: no
Pat: SCREEEEEEEEE
tord: *burts into the room shrek style* IS THERE A PTERODACTYL IN THE ROOM??
Pau: no, it's just pat
Pat: you fools! Im not pat! Imma pterodactyl!!
Tord: wat?
Pat: *somehow forms into a pterodactyl* SCREEEEEEE-
pau and tord: *inhumane screeching*

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what goes on in the red army
Fanfican eddsworld spoof book! now, im sure the guys would be a bit more mature unlike what i will be putting in this book