Wow I haven't updated this crap in a while Lol I apologize. But here is something. Its unplanned, but hey 🙌)
Tord: *humming a song*
Pat: ayo we gotta visitor
Pau: ya he looks ticked
Tord: bring in the fool...
Gordon Ramsay: *bursts into room* YOUR FISH IS RAW *throws fork at pau and Fricking kills him*
Tord: *terrified screeching*
Gordon Ramsay: you DONKEY!!!! SCREAMING WONT GET YOUR WAY
pat: but aren't you-
Gordon: *slaps pat* SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT SANDWICH
pat: *crying*
Gordon: YOU
tord: eh- yeah HiHello its me, tord.
Gordon: tord? TORD??? with your horrendous cooking, it should be more like TURD
pau: ohhhhhhh *dead*
Tord: you take that back...
Gordon: you donut. What is wrong with you? WAKE UP
tord: *terrified screams*
YOU ARE READING
what goes on in the red army
Fanfictionan eddsworld spoof book! now, im sure the guys would be a bit more mature unlike what i will be putting in this book
