Karkat Vantas X Dave Strider X pet reader

Couple

Dave p.o.v
I woke up and (y/n) was on my chest again. I gently picked her up and put her on the bed. Then I went to use the bathroom and came out and found her in Dirk arms.
"What are you doing?" I ask Dirk.

"Jake wants to meet (y/n) and imma take her." Dirk smirks at me.

"No you can't take care of her, your not cable-able of taking care of a young kid." I said.

"I took care of you and look you came out just fine." He said.

"Right but (y/n) is different. You can't teach her to cuss and don't you even cuss around you." I glare at him.

"Whatever just go spend time with your boyfriend, you need a break." Dirk said.

"Wait take her favorite juice." I said and handed him a apple juice.

"Why the fuck did you get her addicted to apple juice?" He asked.

"She is like me." I said and they left.

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I knocked on Karkat door and Kankri opened the door.
"G99d m9rning Dave, h9w are you?" He said.

"Fine how are you and is Karkat here?" I ask.

"I'm great thanks f9r asking and yes he is here." He said and let me in.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCK FACE?" Karkat as himself.

"Chill dude I just came to ask you if you wanted-"

"WHERE'S (Y/N)?" He looks around.

"Oh she is with Dirk and his boyfriend." I answer.

"OH." He said and sat down to watch his movie.
"WELL LETS GO IN MY ROOM." He said and we went.

"So what do you want to do daddy?" I smirk.

"DON'T CALL ME DADDY," he said. "WHY ARE YOU REALLY HERE DAVE?"

"I just wanted to tell you something really important." I said and see him blush. "Are you blushing?"

"W-WHAT NO." He said.

"Awww don't hide it daddy."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN."

"Why?"

"CUZ I SAID SO."

"Or you mean the opposite cuz you want to hear my sweet voice."

He blushes more. "I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU TOO DAVE."

"Tell me."

"NOT UNTIL YOU STOP GETTING ON MY NERVES."

"I am always on your nerves kitty."

"WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE NICKNAMES ?"

"No cuz they fit in with you."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"I mean that cute nicknames goes in with cute trolls."

"STRIDER STOP FLIRTING WITH ME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY AND LEAVE."