Prepare to be mind fucked.
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Fourth Wall Dimension: Planet StoryBook
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KEEP OUT
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OR ENTER.
I'M A SIGN, NOT A COP
(I mean you hoes)
You stare at the sign, a bit confuzzled, before trying to open the door.
"Pssst." You hear a noise before turning back to what you were doing. "Pssst, bish turn around." You hear it again and turn around. You then come face-to-face with a beautiful goddess.
"Um, do you need something?" You ask.
"Oh, hold on. I don't like talking to newcomers with my mask on." She then took out a face wipe and then scrubbed her face quickly. As she does this you turn to study your surroundings. "Ah, much better."
*cue the scary music*
"Aaaah!" You jump up a bit frightened at the girl's appearance. You then try to apologize profusely.
"Don't worry, it happens all the time."
"Who are you anyway?" You ask.
"Britney bitch." The girl says before smacking your booty again.
"This is sexual harassment." Your over dramatic self says before turning back to the door.
"Look! You can't go in there-" The girl snatches your arm and pulls you towards her.
"Why not?"
"-without me. You didn't let me finish." She winked seductively. "I'm your NEW AND IMPROVED STORY GODMOTHER! Whenever you need me I'll be there. If you're favorite characters aren't doing what you want, just give me a whistle and I'll patch it right up!" She grinned before handing me a card.
"So then you can make all my dreams come true?" You look at her hopefully before wistfully thinking of the possibilities. Dean and Castiel can finally settle down and have some babies! Bigger boobies! Endless supply of chinese food and sushi. DAMON could finally be mine! A nonstop audio of Draco saying, "Scared Potter?" Oh, my ovaries!😆
"Not exactly." She pointed at the door. "I can only control what happens through that door, but anything in the real world is off-limits. Sorry."
"Then what the hell am I supposed to do with you?" You flail your arms in anguish realizing that all your dark fantasies won't come true. She gasps in utter and shock and feigned sadness.
"How dare thee? For thou has no right to say such monstrosities!" She then flicked your boob-oops sorry, what boob?
"Ouch! For a story godmother, you're really perverted." You say before rubbing your boob. "You know what, can we just go through the stupid door."
"Hold on, I have to do something first."
You raise your eyebrow. Your story godmother then sprinkles some glitter-probably poison- on you.
"Turn around." She said. You turn around to find a giant pineapple with a door in it.
"OMG IS THAT SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE!" You squeal before running towards it. You jump on it and hug it before jumping off realizing that it had spikes.
"Yes, but he doesn't live here now." You give her a questioning glance and she answered. "He moved in with Patrick temporarily. Something about a clamfish or what not." She then grabbed your arm and dragged you inside the pineapple. It had that new shoe smell. She then dragged you all the way to a huge painting on a wall.
"What is this? Where is all the furniture? There's nothing here, but this stupid painting. You better not be wasting my time. I could be watching supernatural right now or ranting about Fred Weasley."
"Just read this piece of paper and move your arms side to side while you do so. Summon me when you need me."
"Wait! How will I know when to summon you?" You question.
"You'll know." She then winked and backed up into a dark corner.
"I can still see you." You say.
"No, you can't." She says and just stands there. You then turn back around and read the paper over.
To enter the Gangleader's Pact say these magic words:
"Blue skidoo, I can too!"
YOU ARE READING
The Gangleader's Pact {#Wattys2017}
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