Periwinkle (• k.sj | k.nj •)

Gotta Jet

 Upon hearing the young man's words, and no matter how hard Jin tried not to smirk or even laugh, he failed to keep his composure completely intact, as a smug grin spread across his face and he let out what was to be one of the most genuine laughs he'd had in a while. He was able to keep himself from being too terribly obnoxious, but there was no way he could suppress the amusement which he felt after Namjoon spoke. Whether or not he was being serious Jin couldn't say for sure, but he sure as hell knew that he found it funny.

 Him? and Namjoon? Actually fucking on the first night? The idea itself was cringe worthy, but hearing Namjoon actually tell him there was no chance when he hadn't even thought that far into it was hilarious. "It's funny you should mention that because I had no intentions what-so-ever getting even mildly close to what's in your pants," He said with the thousandth eye roll of the night, lightly swatting Namjoon's hand away after he'd ever so gently swiped his thumb across Jin's bottom lip- an action which angered and comforted him alike.

 "Don't insult me. Like I said, you're cute, but after that lame ass kiss I can't imagine it'd get better enough for me to even consider getting anywhere near what's in your pants. You, on the other hand, would probably just love to get all up in this but 'it's not gonna happen. I don't fuck   guys like you."

 And as if the planetary alignments knew entirely what was going on and were on Jin's side -maybe even Namjoon's- the soft creaking of the bathroom door opening could be heard and a few seconds later, someone was walking into the bathroom. Jin being Jin didn't bother with looking to see who it was, but the stranger certainly was shocked to see the two boys at the sink and ducked his head down before hurriedly shuffling to one of the stalls.

 Jin unwrapped his legs from around Namjoon's waist and proceeded to gently push the young man back so that he could slide from off of the counter and after doing so wiped down the front of his shirt as well as his rump to ensure that he didn't look too raggedy. Then his arms went over his chest and he tilted his head to the left. " Maybe this is what you're used to, but My ass is worth a lot more than quick bar bathroom fuck. And if this is a date, it's easily the shitiest I've been on." He g smiled a smile which was painfully fake and almost- like on of those smiles that Regina George would be hella proud of-and raised his brows for a quick second before lightly patting Namjoon's chest. "Good job Fuck Boy~"

 Jin honestly wasn't sure how to feel at the moment. He'd been enjoying himself, but also refused to admit that entirely to himself because.. Because of what? Probably because the person he'd been enjoying himself was Namjoon, a man who proved to get on his nerves far too easily while also reminding Jin that it was possible for someone who got on your nerves to still be attractive and maybe, just maybe, and alright dude. Regardless, he was no longer interested at this point and excused himself from between Namjoon and the counter, promptly evacuating the room of toilets.