*Foxbutt and Goblinfart in the kitchen*
"...mornin'"
"Morning! I made you an energy drink so you'll be ready for that board meeting."
"Really?"
"Yeah, fluff. It's what I drank when I lived on the streets. I had to be on my toes constantly and this kept me awake for three days straight once."
"Oh? Okay then."
*sip*
"..."
"Well?"
"It... tastes weird. What's in this?"
"Hmmm... it's supposed to be top secret but I guess you can be trusted with this valuable knowledge. It's two parts Pepsi, one part gasoline and seven spoonfuls of sugar."
*SPIT*
"WHAT?! Please tell me you're joking?!"
"It's too much sugar, isn't it?"
June 28, 2017; 6:30 am
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