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You won't get away with this, Miss K! (Part 1)

*Karin The Villain VS Ferrith The Spirit Guardian!*
It's a superhero au...

Karin: Well well well, if it isn't The Spirit Guardian. We really should stop meeting like this, good sir!
Ferrith: I really don't have time for your pleasantries.
Karin: Really? Well, if I dare say, I've truly been blessed with the ghost of your presence~
Ferrith: I can't say the same to you!
Karin: Now that's rude and incredibly unflattering. Don't you think that's something to say to a lady?
Ferrith: You're no lady, Miss K...
Karin: Now, that just does it. I have feelings too you know? A good man like you should know...
Ferrith: A good man like me doesn't have time for your flirty distractions.
Karin: Flirty dis- I'm not- I'm- No! I do not flirt! You're the one, the one flirting with-with me!
Ferrith: And how is that?
Karin: With your heckled up body language and endearing pet names!
Ferrith: pet names?
Karin: You calling me Miss K?! That's not even my stage name! And my genuine conversations? That was just banter! An uncultured swine like you wouldn't know.. Now, enough of these foolish misunderstandings!

(presses a button on her belt)
(Ferrith gets trapped)

Ferrith: What the heck?!
Karin: Rope trap! A classic. You can't possibly escape from that!
Ferrith: You won't get away with this Miss K!
Karin: That's what they always say (evil giggle) What're you gonna do? Spirit me away? (Cackles)
Ferrith: I'll do what I have to do.
Karin: That's alright, cuz' when I'm done with you, you'll just be a ghost of the past. Muahahaha!

(He grumbles about how terrible her puns were)

Karin: That's enough with the ghost puns, those kinds of puns died 15 years ago. Hahahaha.
Ferrith: like your sense of humour...
Karin: Hmmph! You just don't appreciate me and my efforts to make our rendezvouses a little more exciting, but I know you will, someday!
Ferrith: I won't.

Karin: Moving on! Y'all're probably wondering what my evil scheme is~ well, just as any cliched supervillain! I will tell you! Because you certainly cannot escape from that rope to stop me once I've given you the location of the key or how to stop my evil plan! No siree, without a doubt! And with this crime of mine, I get to steal things!!
Ferrith: What?
Karin: Duh! I'm the bad guy! I do bad things! I could finally have those really nice nail polishes with the aesthetically pleasing colors that were too pricey cuz the store owner hates my guts!! That *sshat...
Ferrith: uh-huh.

June 29, 2017; 6:31 pm