(Guys hanging out in the kitchen)
(Kade goes to the fridge)
Kade: Hey Tesero, you got anything to drink?
Tesero: Yeah, in the fridge.
Neketo: Hey Kade ah, grab me a glass of Malk.
Kade: They don't have any "Malk" but I can get you some Milk.
Tesero: That's what he just said.
Neketo: Yeah, I just want some Malk.
Kade: Nah – your saying it wrong – your saying Malk! Like, like it's a disease.
Tesero: (laughs) how do you say it?
Kade: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it. Milk. M.I.L.K.
Tesero: Right, like 2%
Neketo: Like whole Malk.
Kade: No no no no no – say Milkshake.
Neketo: Milkshake...
Kade: Ok, so now say Milk.
Neketo: ...Malk :3
(Facepalms)
Kade: Are you hearing this?
Tesero: Yeah... the man wants a glass o' Mulk!
Kade: ...Mulk?!
Tesero: Give him the Mulk, Kade!!!!
(Sia comes in)
Sia: Tesero, inside voices please...
Tesero: Sorry, man... (mumbles)
Neketo: KADE! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!!
Kade: Why are you yelling at me?
Tesero: Just give him the freakin' Mulk!
Kade: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Neketo: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, KADE!!!
Kade: NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK! YOU'RE SAYING M—-
(NEKETO AND TESERO MAKES WEIRD COW BIRTHING SOUNDS)
Kade: SHUT UP!! (Holds revolver to own head) SHUT UP!!
(everyone aims revolvers at him)
Tesero: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN
Neketo: DON'T – DON'T DO IT KADE!!
Kade: Your gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! That doesn't make any sense!!
(They all quickly put guns on their own heads)
Tesero: KADE PUT IT DOWN!
Neketo: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!
Kade: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!
Tesero: KADE PUT IT DOWN NOW!!
Kade: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FOR THIS!
Neketo: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!
Tesero: PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Neketo: YOUR AUNT IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
(SOBBING)
(On the phone)
Kade: And then after that, we pull the trigger, all of us.
Neketo: No – we're not filming something like that.
Kade: Why not?
Neketo: It's so dark, I don't know. (puts cat in oven)
Kade, I'm gonna call you back, I'm really busy.
(gun shot)
Dedicated to all you beautiful malevolent males of the Orion College.
I'm talking to you, great Daniel-sama aka idrian2004!! And you too, Mr. @Neketo if that really is you, or if you even have a wattpad account...
Also... Kade isn't real... right?
July 28, 2017
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RandomThis is where I put my whatchamacallits and snippets about the daily lives of my two OCs, inspired by the almighty TUMBLR. I might throw in a few lines bout my friends every now and then. Warning: Might get slightly NSFW later on. Beware the swears.
