Tribute to the awesome Akitachan-024!
Also, Potpot912 because your personality in the commercials were hilarious.
Zero: Has this ever happened to you?
Sophie: I spilled liquids all over my table!
Kris: I spilled liquids all over the floor!
Speedy: (gasp) ...I spilled liquids in my pants!
Zero: Hi, I'm Zero Hearth, and I'm gonna be showing you a great, new product!
Zero: It's called the ShamWOOHOO!
Not the Shamwoohoo...
it's called the ShamWOOHOO! so say it like that.
Zero: It's the greatest enhancement in towel, chamois and rag technology!
Don't believe me? Watch this!
Zero: If you have a spill on your table, an ordinary rag or towel will just soak it up all so boringly.
But thanks to the ShamWOOHOO! not only will you not soak up the liquid, but you just push it off the table!
Zero: Still not impressed? If you order now we'll throw out a second ShamWOOHOO! for free!
Zero: That's right, you're getting two ShamWOOHOO!s for the price of one!
That's a $5 value for just $19.99! So what are you waiting for??
Order your ShamWOOHOO!
and you'll be saying 'WOOHOO!' everytime!"
"WOOHOO! TEEHEE!"
Akita: At least she's not doing anything that random...
Rose: I concur...
Amore: Does this mean I won't be using my new shamWOOHOO!! to chloroform her or something?
July 27, 2017
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