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Mom's Permission

This was made a long time ago. It was so hard pausing and writing everything Kevin is saying omg,,, I can't find a transcript.

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Kris: My mom ga-ha, my mom gave me permission to cuss one time. One time, she gave me permission to cuss.
I'm in school, I'm being bad. My teacher got mad. She said:

Ms Greene: Kris, c'mere.
Kris: She told me "Come to the front of the class", wrote a note, stapled the note to my chest. She said:
Ms Greene: Make sure your mother read your note.

Kris: I get home, my mom read the note, the note said:
Ms Greene: Maybe if you showed your granddaughter some more attention at home, she wouldn't act like a fool in school.
Kris: Right? My mom read the note, she said:

Karen: Lemme tell ya somethin'. You tell her, mind her damn business, before I come down there and I beat her ass.
Kris: I said: Ok, d'you want me to say it like that or do you want, d'you want me to take some stuff out,
Karen: What'd I say? Tell her: Mind her damn business before I come down there, and I beat her ass.

Kris: I said: Nah, I heard what you said, I just wanna make sure that you know that you're telling me to say the same thing.
Karen: Kris, if I tell you again, Imma smack the shit outta ya.
Kris: Ok, nah, I got it. Ok. I got it. Ok. Ok. I got it. Nah, I got it, alright. I got it.

Kris: Keep in mind, it's a lot of pressure, alright? My mom just gave me permission to go to school to cuss my teacher out. I didn't feel comfortable with the situation! So I wanted to practice, I wanna go upstairs. I wanna go over my lines. So... *cough*
Kris: I'm in the mirror, I'm going over my lines. I'm like "ok, alright, ok, alright, ok."

Kris: "My mom told me to tell you to mind your dAAAAMMNN--" Nah, that's too loud. That's way too loud. That's not believable, it's too loud.
Kris: Finally I go over it, I get it down, I'm like "You know what? Imma go to bed early and get some rest, cuz I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. I don't, I don't even wanna mess this up."

Kris: So, I go to bed, I wake up, get dressed. Put on my pants and my shirt. I get on the school bus, all my friends see me, they get hyped.
Zero: OOOOOOHHHH KRIS' ON THE BUS!! Errbody look! Kris' on the bus! What up, Kris?

Kris: I wuz liek "Yo, not today y'all. I got a lot of stuff in my mind, uh. I can't really have y'all throwing me off." And my friend was like:
Zero: Whatchu talkin bout?
Kris: I said "I really can't get into it. All I can tell y'all is that it's about to go down." She's like:
Zero: W0t?

Kris: I said "Look man! It's about to go down, just be behind me when I walk in class." She said:
Zero: Alright, cool.

Kris: I walk in class, Ms. Greene, my teacher, she start speaking to everybody.
Ms. Greene: Hello. Good Morning. Good morning, hello. Hello, good morning.
Kris: She sees me, she was like:

Ms. Greene: Kris.
Kris: I said "Ms. Greene."

Kris: She said:
Ms. Greene: Did you let your mother read the note?
Kris: I said: "Yes. I. Did." >:3

Ms. Greene: So what'd your mother say?
Kris: I took a deep breath, I look at my friends, I was like "It's about to go down."

Kris: I said, "well...uh... My mom told me to tell you to mind your damn motherfucking business, bitch! Little stupid bitch! Little dumb teacher bitch! 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch! Cross-eyed, crying down your back, fat-booty-ass, bitch! Long tittied, no nipple-having ass bitch!!"

Kris: The shit was crazy! My friends was in the back and they was like:
Speedy: Oooooooooh! She said she ain't had no nipples!!

Kris: I got suspended. I got suspended, and an ass whoopin! My mom beat the shit out of me when I got home.
Karen: I told you to say two cuss words. You said 76 of 'em!

This was part 76 and the last chapter of this book

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September 06, 2017; 11:10 pm