Talk Show Host: Miss K, after this controversial decision of yours, how do you feel about your turning over a new leaf and becoming a hero to protect our city alongside The Guardian?
Miss K: Well, haha. It is a pretty big choice, considering I've been fighting along the dark side for more than a decade. I feel like, I've started anew, you know? And this really feels right, for me, J, and Ferr. All I'm trying to say is, it feels good to be good.
Host: Well said, Miss K. A beautiful choice of words.
Miss K: Thank you, Tito Boy.
Host: That's not my name.
Miss K: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Chet Ubetcha.
Host: That's not... moving on.
Host: Mr. Guardian, do you have anything to add?
Ferrith: Um, yes. (To Miss K) uh, Karin, you're doing the right thing, and I'm proud of you. I hope you do more good than bad, and we'll be good partners.
Miss K: (Teary eyed) Thanks, it's just...it's so hard being the bad guy... no matter how hard you try, no matter how much you sacrifice, you'll always get the short end of the stick. You get ridiculed simply because you're alive, and no one ever appreciates what you've done. Even all your good deeds and contributions to society are thrown under the bus... When you're bad, no one loves you...
Host: (wipes eyes with tissue)
Miss K: At least now, you'll love me... (she faces the audience when she says this, but her eyes look at Ferrith's)
Host: Miss K, now that you're a hero, will you still be committing crimes?
Miss K: Maybe.
(Collective gASP from the audience)
Miss K: But I've got my boys looking out for ya, so y'all're in good hands.
(Everyone sighs in relief)
Miss K: I have zero impulse control, folks.
Host: The media has been blowing up with this question, Miss K, will you be able to answer it?
Miss K: gladly.
Host: Are you and J... dating?
(She bursts out laughing and she almost cries because of it)
Host: Um, what's so funny?
Miss K: What made the citizens think we're dating?! Hahaha!
(Everyone in the room had a deadpan face)
(The host pressed a button and turned on the projector, which had a slideshow of K and J)
(First pic showed them hugging)
Miss K: It's just a hug.
(Second pic showed her slapping his butt)
Miss K: It's a normal friend thing to do
(Second pic showed them nuzzling noses)
Miss K: child's play.
(Third pic showed her kissing him on the cheek)
Miss K: The French do it all the time.
(Fourth pic showed them full on making out on a rooftop) (Ferrith's eyes go wide, he tries to look away)
Miss K: WHERED YOU GET THAT!
Host: We have our sources. Can you explain what's happening here, in this... particular area.
Miss K: We were... practicing.
Host: For what?
Miss K: For when I... make out with Ferrith...
Host: What was that last part?
Miss K: Nothing! Just show the next slide, leave me alone!
(Fifth pic showed them tangled up together on the same bed)
Miss K: HE GETS LONELY OK!! HE GETS NIGHT TERRORS ALL THE TIME.
(People whisper amongst themselves.)
Miss K: How did you even get those photos? That last one was in some dinghy motel!
Host: We have our ways. (Peter Parker slinks away)
Miss K: (sigh) I swear, we're not dating. We're basically... gay besties that aren't gay.
Host: Then why don't you just say you're besties?
Miss K: because being gay besties mean that you're attracted to the same sex, you're bestfriends with the opposite sex, and it emphasizes how you're comfortable enough to hold each other naked without getting turned on.
Host: Are you saying you hold each other naked?
Miss K: It helps with our anxiety issues ok?!
Host: Even though you say you're not dating, the media will just rise higher with all the new info you've disclosed.
Miss K: I'll take what I can get.
Host: Now, that that's out of the way. The media has one last question for you. And this truly is controversial.
Will you two (F and K) be dating some time in the future-
(They say at the same time)
Ferrith: No
Miss K: Yes- I mean No.
Host: Miss K, are you saying that you want to date him?
Miss K: ...yes.
Ferrith: What?!
Miss K: Oh come on, Ferr! It has been Ten Years!!! A decade you've known me, and you still don't notice with all the hints I've bombed on you?!
Ferrith: I thought that that's just how you always act. After all, you sleep with J.
Miss K: Not in that way! God!!
Ferrith: I've always thought you guys were dating, alright?! With all the nicknames and flirty gestures, so I don't wanna get up in between you guys, anymore.
Miss K: Are you telling me, you've thought about "getting up between us"
Ferrith: No! Maybe! Once or twice..
Miss K: Aww, you do care! Hug! (She hugs him, he is trying to push her away)
Ferrith: Get off me! You-
(She scratches his ear, his brain instantly shuts down)
Miss K: you like that, don't you.
(He snaps out of it, he kicks her away, his voice went up an octave)
Ferrith: NO I DONT.
Miss K: Huehuehuehuehuehue-desu™.
Ferrith: Why are you like this.
Miss K: Babe, I may be a hero, but I'm no good girl. (she wiggles her eyebrows)
Host: Kindly keep this pg-13 guys, I'll get fired.
Ferrith: End me please.
THE END DORKS
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