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It's The Weekend!! (100th Chapter sPECIAL)

Not the superhero au, and they're not together here. Yet.

(Karin repeatedly shakes the lump of pillows and blankets)
Karin: Fer, wake up! It's 4 in the pm!
Ferrith: (groans) so whaat??
Karin: so, get up, you dumb burrito! I've got plans!
Ferrith: Then go do it yourself...
Karin: No way, Jose! This night is for us! You have a day off, remember? Well, so do I! So let's spend the long weekend enjoying ourselves!

(Ferrith emerges from his pillow den, his eyes sunken and hair sticking everywhere) (she finally got a looksee of the inside of the fort, she saw a couple dozen of beer cans and a bubbly in the corner)

Karin: Fer... did you get wasted? Without me?!
Ferrith: yeaahh.. what's it to ya?
Karin: What's it to me? Fer, drinking together is... is our thing! We can't ruin that brand! We drink together because we're soul buddies!
Ferrith: mhrm.

Karin: Ugh.. nevermind, I'll talk sense to you once you get sober. How drunk are you?
Ferrith: Barely, I... ugh, it's just a hangover...
Karin: Well get over it!
Ferrith: Hang on...

(They smile at each other)
(Karin throws a pillow at him) (he laughs)

Karin: Ugh, you are such a dork.
Ferrith: I know.
Karin: You're so lame, you even try finishing my puns.
Ferrith: I know.
Karin: oh my stars... you know there're other things to say than that right?
Ferrith: I know.

(Throws another pillow)

Karin: I walked into that didn't I?
Ferrith: You did.

(She puts a pillow on her face and groaned into it) (he chuckles)

Karin: We're losers, oh my god.
Ferrith: We are.
Karin: But!

(She sits up)

Karin: We're losers... on a Day. Off.
Ferrith: Yea, and I wanna spend mine at home.
Karin: Ugh!! You're no fun!
Ferrith: Sorry, fun's not in the job application.
Karin: You don't even work for me!
Ferrith: Really? But all these 'plans' of yours are starting to feel like a chore.

(He crawls back in the pillow fort) (she groans)

Karin: Ferr, come on! It's the weekend! Let's hit the town! Do something crazy! See a concert! Ride a cow! Get married! Redo our wardrobes! Start a bar fight! Rob a candy store! Start a crime ring! I don't know!!

(...)
(He peeks out)

Ferrith: ... what was that last part?:
Karin: Start a crime ring?
Ferrith: No, before that.
Karin: Redo our wardrobe?
Ferrith: No, the one thing before that!

Karin: Oohh... (knowing smirk/smug grin) You really want to do that. Don't you, Ferrith?
Ferrith: (his face reddens) What?? N-no! No I don't!

(They're suddenly closer)

Karin: Oh, c'mon now, there's no need to be shy.. how about we put that first on our priority list, hmm? I've always wanted to know what it feels like... Wouldn't you like that, hun?
Ferrith: I-I.. maybe...??

Karin: That's great! Cuz I've always wanted to know what it feels like to ride a cow.
Ferrith: What.
Karin: But no offense, personally, I'd like riding elephants more.
Ferrith: what.
Karin: what.