148. Ain't no old farts up in heaven

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Ain't no old farts up in Heaven
Runnin over yer feets at the store
Ain't no old farts up in Heaven
The greeters are all young at Walmarts door!!!

Ain't no power-chairs up there either
Cause there ain't no where to plug em in
Everyone's got their own tooth's up in Heaven
Cause chewin someones dinner for thems a sin

Ain't no diapers up there in Heaven
No more yeller sheets a hangin on the line
Everything smells just like sugar cookies
You can chew yers & I'll chew mine!!!

Ain't no silver slippers up there either
Bright green polyester slacks aren't allowed
No purple hair-dos dipped in varnish
There just ain't no standin out in the crowd

Yep there ain't no old farts up in Heaven
Everything moves along a steady 55
Yep there ain't no old farts up in Heaven
And if one slips in God don't let em drive!!! 

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