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dont.old this is doyoung btw YALL CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED

taeyongs lmao what happened

dont.old OKAY SO
dont.old THIS WILL SOUND CRAZY BUT
dont.old NO ONE WAS HOME AND LIKE I WAS HUNGRY SO I TRIED MAKING MAC AND CHEESE BC WHO DOESNT LIKE MAC AND CHEESE
dont.old AND I LEFT THE STOVE ON HIGH FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES AND I STARTED SMELLING SMOKE TIL I GOT TO THE STOVE AND THERE WAS A FUCKING FIRE
dont.old SO I PANICKED AND CALLED THE FIRESTATION AND I WAS LIKE SCREAMING "THERES A FUCKING FIRE IN MY HOUSE MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE HELP YA BOY OUT MAN" ON THE PHONE AND 5 MINUTES LATER THERE WERE LIKE 5 FIRETRUCKS PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND THEY CAME IN AND THEY WERE LIKE "WHERES THE FIRE" AND I POINTING BEHIND ME BC MY DUMBASS WAS LITERALLY STANDING BEHIND THE FIRE FOR SOME REASON
dont.old AND THEY TOLD ME TO MOVE BUT I WAS TOO BUSY PANICKING TO PAY ATTENTION SO THEY DIDNT GIVE A FUCK AND SPRAYED LIKE 3 HOSES ON ME

jaehoney you dumb cunt

nojeno LMAOOO

nakatomatoyuta only something like that would happen to you istg

dont.old SO NOW IM DRENCHED IN FREEZING WATER AND IM PROBABLY GONNA BREAK MY PHONE FROM GETTING IT WET

donghyukie dry yourself you dumb cunt

dont.old IM TOO LAZY TO

taeyongs you're unbelieveable istg

winwining woot woot woot woot

im really sorry these arent even funny