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Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes)
fifth harmony and camila are also main...
As the days went by, Donald missed Jacob more and more.
He was scrolling through his instagram feed and found a picture Jacob had posted 13 minutes ago.
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jacobsartorius: ballin' with my baee 😊💕😘 @duhitzmark
Donald felt a tear roll down his cheeto dusty cheek.
He was already dating someone else. 😫😤
As Donald was about to lurk through Jacob's instagram, the doorbell rang.
Porkchop said, "Bork bork!" 😂👏
Donald didn't feel happy. "Shut up, Borkchop." 😤
Donald got up off the couch and threw open the door. It was just Melania and the rats. As he was about to close the door on her face, Melania put her hand on the door. "It's March 20th. Did you forget that your son Barron turns eleven today?"
Donald muttered, "I didn't even know the rats had birthdays."
Melania put her hands on her hips. "Did you also forget that you have kids?" 😤
Donald shrugged. "I don't remember my mistakes. Sorry, Jessica." 💅
Melania barged into the mansion. "Well, you're gonna have to celebrate his birthday with us." Barron, Tiffany, Eric, Donald Trump Jr., and Ivanka (still wearing the lampshade on her head) followed her into the mansion.
Donald kicked Ivanka's shin and stormed after them.
His other stupid daughter, Tiffany, looked at him. Donald couldn't stand seeing her ugly, trumped eyes. They scared him. Tiffany smiled. "We miss having you around." 😘
Barron said, "Well, I don't! He got me six iPhones and forgot that I wanted seven. Not six!" 🔫
Donald flared his nostrils. 😤
He went to talk to Melania. He tried to stay calm, but he couldn't do it. "Megan, if you and the sewer rats don't get out of my mansion, I'm gonna have to covfefe." 😤
Melania was confused. "That doesn't even make sense."
Donald raised his voice. "Just get out!" 😤
Melania glared at him and gathered up the kids. "Fine." She headed towards the front door.
Ivanka tripped multiple times over air. She fell next to Porkchop, and the naked dog rat bit her ankle. 🐕💅
Ivanka said, "Ouch!"
Donald gave Porkchop a piece of pork. "Good job! 👏"
Before Melania walked out, she said, "You'll regret all of this."
