Jacob got home from the last day of school. He was now a high schooler! yeehaw. 🤠🌽🚜
Jacob was so happy. He pet the dog a.k.a Porkchop, in cayse yu dummies 4got. 😡👊 Jacob loved this dog almost as much as he loved Donald. Porkchop was like JaCob's kid. 🤜
Porkchop just randomly fell down. He couldn't walk anyways, so Jacob was like ??? oh well.
Jacob pet the dog again. "Good night, Porkchop." 😪
but wait! there's more. 😏
Suddenly, Jacob saw a red stain on the carpet. "I don't remember spilling kool-aid." 😰 Maybe Donald did that.
Jacob picked up the dog. "FJDKDJFWHAT THE HECK PORKCHOP U NOT MOVING! 😳😰🤨🧐😔😒😟😞😕😣☹️🙁😖😠😡🤬😤😩😫🤢🤮🤧🤐😵😪😲😴😮😧😦🙄😯😑😐😶🤭🤫🤔🤥😷🤒🤕👺👻👻👻👻💀💀"
Jacob started to cry. His life was over. Nothing was left for him. He could feel his soul falling down a dark abyss. He was suddenly in the mood to die and listen to MCR and Panic! at the disco. Jacob was now emo Jacob. No more bling bling swaggy Jacob. 👂🏻👣
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You Were My Last Text (Jacob Sartorious x Donald Trump)
Fanfiction-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main...
