A/N: sorry for not updating for three weeks. this chapter wasn't funny when i wrote it down, but unnecessary emojis always make it better. 🐄🐾🐄
Calculator Camel Toe went to school. Today was the last day, and the students were allowed to hang out and do nothing all day.
Canola saw Jacob in the hall. "Hey, Jacob!" He looked vry swaggy. 💯🔥 He had released an EP called "Last Text".
Jacob said, "Caramel, how are you?"
Camick was getting mad because no one said her name right anymore. "It's Camilla." 😒
Jacob ignored her. "I found out who wrote the notes."
Carole pushed him. "Jacob, I don't care anymore. Please stop talking to me."
Jacob whipped. "I got all this bling bling and swag now, and you finna push me away? Fine 🅱." He walked away.
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Lauren and Hillary were talking about feminism. 👭
Hillary sh00keth her head. "I can't believe that misogynistic Trump tried to be president. Even he couldn't handle it. Everyone should have voted for me smh." 🤬👏
Lauren smiled at her. "I voted for you." how romantic! 😍❤️😘 except that Hillary doesn't know that Lauren is still a fetus and isn't old enough to vote.
Hillary's heart explOded! ❤️💥 whapow! "That's so sweet of you, darling. I think 🤔 women should bring each other up instead of bringing them down." She saw a Canola in the hallway. "Ew." 🤢🤮
Lauren said, "Hold on." She walked over to Camila. "Where are Dinah, Ally, and Normani?" 💀💀💀💀👺
CamiLaLa said, "I don't know? I wasn't paying attention? 😡"
Lauren was mad 😠 as heck. "What the heck? 1+2=what is your logic? Were you 2 busy hanging out with Shawn?"
Camila did a rocket 🚀 snot emoji 😤😤😤. "No. Jacob wanted to talk to me."
Hiillary talked to Camila 2 lol. "Jacob will be dealt with soon." 😏😏
Camila looked scared. 😰 "Do u mean ur gonna kill him?"
Lauren nodded her head. "Yehyehyeh 💃🏻. He hasn't listened to our warnings. ⚠️ 😏😏😏"
Canola l👀ked at Lauren. "So you were part of the notes. I'm 🗣 gonna 🗣 tell 🗣 everyone 🗣."
Lauren took Canola's toy train 🚂 from her. 🚂🚂🚂 "Don't do it, snitch."
BeFoUr Camila could run away, Hillary grabbed her arm 🤝 and twisted it. She said, "I'll expel you if you don't keep your mouth shut."
Camila looked at her. "yOu can't do that. That's not a real reason." ✊👊
Lauren laughed. 😂👏😂👏 "Okay, then I'll personally kill you."
Hillary let go of her arm. "Go 2 class, Camden."
Lauren thought she said "Camren", and was about to divorce her. "omg, so annoying."
Camila sh00k her head. "We don't have-"
Hillary raised her voice. "I said, get to class."
Cannoli whispered, "Okay." 🤐
When she was g o n e, Lauren turned to Hillary. "I'm gonna go find my friends. c u l8r." 😍❤️😘
Lauren found Normani, Ally, and Dinah at the school playground.
Camila was also there. 👊⚠️
Lauren saw her. "Cadet, I thought you had to go to class." 😏
Camila smiled. :) "We don't have class today, Lauren."
Lauren wanted to kill her. 😡💀🗣 "Oh, yeah. I forgot."
Dinah misses Camren. :( "What drugs are you on?" 🤞🏼🤜🤛🚬
Lauren replied, "Hillary Clinton." 👩🏼🗣😩👏
Ally fEll down the slide. wh00sh! 💨 "oops."
Lauren frowned. 🌩 zazoom. "I'm going home. Dinah, don't forget the meeting on July 27th." 7️⃣2️⃣7️⃣👀
Dinah said, "I won't. That's a speshil day." 7️⃣2️⃣7️⃣🚬🗣😤 She weenked. 😉
Ms. Gomez vroom vroomed 🚗💨🚗💨 Lauren home.
Normani was eating a chicken? 🐔 "What meeting?"
Dinah said, "A meeting 4 the OG c00l kids." 😤👊🚬😂👏👌
Ally's feelings were hurt 😔. "Are we not OG c00l enough for you?" 😔😪
Dinah l👀ked at her. "Hmm."
BeFoUr Normani could snap, Mr. Bieber headed towards the girls. "Have you guys seen shawty?" 👊
Ally was confoozed. xD "Who's shorty?" 🤔
Camila replied, "He said shawty." 😒
Ally said, "I never asked, Caden." 😒
Mr. Bieber haha 😂👏 he said, "Shawty is Selena Gomez, losers."
Dinah said, "ooo, get it."
Camila was confused. "But that's vry gay?"
Normani pointed at the road. 🚗👈 "She's taking Lauren home."
Mr. Bieber was mad! 😡😤😡😤😡😤 "She's supposed to take me home!" He stomped away.
Mani chukkeld.
Dinah shrugged. "Whatever. Let's go home."
Ally walked after them. "edgy. 🗣"
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