Lard, crisps, chocolate, sweets,
sour balls, pickled eggs, and pickled onions.
These are our favourite treats!
Of these we could eat billions!
But we can't. We're not allowed.
If we do, we're considered fat people.
As punishment for being fat we're drowned
in commercials of doing diets so "simple".
Work - outs, cleanses, diets.
All these makes us beautiful and thin.
What if we are taken by the fat pirates?
They make us gain and they give a black grin?
And that will power demolishes
you know the one where it took 14 days
to not eat so much we end up in multiple hospitals?
To lose weight there are so many ways.
Too many ways, in fact.
We can't cope with it all!
To be unhealthily healthy is my pact!
If I'm hungry, it's the Indian I call!
I am fat. I am obese for my age.
So who am I to judge and criticise?
If you want to be anorexic and rage
why you don't have the energy to exercise
that's your own problem.
I'll just sit here and chomp on my "Monster Munch".
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