Oh, okay, well this is new!
What's that? What's that?! WHAT'S THAT?!
Why is that moving picture saying blue?
Why is the moving picture giving me a pat?
Why is grass green?
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the queen the queen?
Why can't I eat poo?
Who's Santa Clause?
Who's the Tooth Fairy?
Why don't people have paws?
Why can't I eat these berry's?
Oh hi! You look nice!
Let's be best friends forever!
But I've fought with him twice.
But I never want to get bullied ever!
Middle school is tougher than First.
It's more judgemental than I thought.
I was punched but that wasn't the worst.
I can't wait to leave the place that's given me such fraught.
High school is amazing, I've decided!
Everyone's so cool and grown up!
Then I found they're all double sided.
I'm bitched about like a lost pup.
Yes! University! Let the good times roll!
Let's get drunk, have sex, have class outside!
Okay, no one told me about the work toll.
Well that girl's cute; wonder if she'll be my bride?
Well marriage is weird. It's hard.
Kids are annoying. So many fucking questions!
I can't tell them Santa's not real, they'd be scarred!
Every single day is another stupid lesson!
I feel my energy slipping away.
I think I've led a good life.
I didn't waste a day.
I can't wait to re-visit my wife.
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