i just wanted to jerk off....

          One depressing day at trying to cross over the boarder (not because I'm Mexican or anything like that) . While i was doing that, I heard a beautiful voice on the other side. I fell down and landed on my boner. The reason how I got a boner because the beautiful guy on next side. he cross the other side where i am. Than his name was.......  julian. The sexiest name i ever heard.  he came up and said,

    Julian: are you hard?

 Doku: yes, because i was thinking about Emo fuccs.

Julian: Okay den.

                   The most awkward thing has happen. I was so horny because of Julian, so I decide to jerk off later tonight. It's 11:00 PM right now , so i went  laid down on my bed and pull down my pants. While i was doing that, i heard the 2nd sexiest voice. The voice said.....

???:  You forgot the lotion.

Doku: You're right, Thank you. And by the way, whats your name.

???: My name is Daybot.

Doku: But it's the night.

Daybot: Are you gonna jack off or not?

Doku: Of course. Thank you again.

Daybot your welcum.

                 So I pour some lotion on my hand. I went on CornHub and looking up emo fuccs with the name julian. And than, i heard knock in my door.  I was upset and had to open the door. The person next to my door was a pizza delivery. In my head i never order a pizza.  So I open the door and got "my" pizza. When I open "my pizza", the pizza was moving and it was talking to me. And it look scare.

Pizza: Please help me.

Doku: What happen?

Pizza: There is a "man" call Zach and "he's" trying to eat me

Doku: So, can i eat you?

Pizza: NO! Please help me

Doku: Um i wanted to fap real bad right now.

Pizza:  it's not the time right now....

Doku: awww....... all right then. Do you know where he is right now?

Pizza: Yes, he's not to far, But I need to go very far away from me.

Doku: Cum with me

                So yeah, that happen. I don't know what's happing right now. Then, i heard the voice again from early.

Daybot: Well hey there. I'm back. i just wanted to get a slice of pizza. And did you know what it had in it?

Doku: what?

Daybot: It had FUCCING bones in it. Like WTF man, i asked for that shit BONELESS. Like, i swear on YEEZYS.

Doku: k den. So, your just gonna be in my head?

Daybot: yes, forever....

  Doku: kool, i just i like people in my head

Daybot: Me too

Doku: .....

                I don't know what just happen today. Some talking pizza is trying to escape from this zach guy. A voice stuck in my head.

Daybot: hey

and i just wanted to jerk off.......