The Pureblood...Demon?!

Chapter 8

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"Hello class~ I'm your new teacher~ You may call me Undertaker~"

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"Nooo....."

"Why are you complaining?"

"Well, Senri, while I was living with the Phantomhives, I drank from his not-so-living guests. I don't think he would be very pleased to see me if he ever finds out that little fact."

I explain the facts for my dear brother, and watch as he processes them. He probably understands why I had to drink from the already dead, and I am pretty sure that he is piecing together Undertaker's name and other occupation.

"You think that is bad?!"

"What is it, Ciel?"

I turn to Ciel and await his explanation. He gives the Undertaker a gaze filled with confusion and slight annoyance.

"We normally have to go through this bloody man's antics in order to get information for our cases. He is always such a pain and only accepts laughter as his payment."

"Oh wow, you had it rough..."

"Yeah."

"Though one thing does not make sense, Young Master."

"What is it, Sebastian?"

"If he does not accept money, then why is he here teaching a class of vampires?"

"Indeed, that is peculiar..."

The Undertaker then takes up our attention by standing in front of the class and doing his really, really, creepy giggle. It sounded like a giggle that meant 'I just massacred a village and burnt the place to the ground'. If it weren't for the fact that I already knew he was a little... strange in the head, I would be seriously concerned right now.

Sure enough, the vampires in the room shifted around uncomfortably while looking at the strange man. This only seemed to amuse the reaper, as he began to go from little giggle to straight out I'mma-kill-you-all laughter. The vampires looked around at one another and began to mutter to one another. Finally, Kaname seemed to run out of patience and confronted the deranged man.

"Who are you?"

"Hehehe~ Didn't you hear? I'm the Undertaker~"

Kaname narrowed his eyes in irritation and rephrased his question.

"What is your name?"

"All you need to know is that I'm the Undertaker~"

"That is not what I asked!"

Kaname, the irritating vampire he is, brings out his Pureblood specialty and tries to compel the guy. This idiot, can't he tell that the maniac is not a vampire?! Even I could tell that when I first sensed him! Granted I thought he was a human... but that's not the point.

"Hehehe~ Young man, I think you will find you can't use that on me~ I'm not exactly a vampire~"

By now, I can tell Kaname is mad. No, he is furious. This is absolutely amusing to watch, no wonder why the Undertaker is here. He probably knew of the entertainment awaiting him. Smart guy, I'll give him that.

"Then what are you?"

"Me? I'm just your average retired reaper~"

Beside me, I heard Ciel mutter lowly the word 'average'. I suspect that this Undertake is not average, just from judging his power level and Ciel's mutterings. Sebby is... well he is just putting his hand to his head and sighing at the scenario. Poor Sebby.