The Pureblood...Demon?!

Chapter 12

Author's Note:

Hey, so I got tagged by @Awkward_Weaboo, so I will do that in a comment attached to this little paragraph.  This way, I won't block you people from reading if you really don't wanna read a tag thing.  Bye now, enjoy the chappy~

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"So is this it?"

"Yep, that extremely large group of fangirls, which I swear wasn't this large last time I was here, is the one that needs to be dispersed."

"A simple 'yes' would have worked."

"Ah, but simple answers are for losers! I will not bow down!"

"You're an idiot."

"Oi! I'll have you know that I make amazing grades!"

"If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?"

"Green bricks! That's easy, what do you take me for? A child?"

"Greenhouses are made up of gas."

"...That's cheating!!!"

"Fine then, what is the common terminology 'birds and the bees' used for?"

"Eh? I haven't heard that phase before, therefor you can't ask me that!"

"What does it mean when someone says a child is sheltered?"

"That they have a home?"

"...Your education is lacking in areas."

"What do you mean?"

"That you were a sheltered child."

"Huh? How does having a home make someone lack in education?"

"Truly, a moron in the flesh."

"Why are you so cruel?!"

"Now then... WOULD ALL OF YOU STOP FLUTTERING AROUND LIKE USELESS NITWITS AND STOP BLOCKING THE COFFEE SHOP!!!"

Instantaneously, all the girls loitering at the window jumped a little in the air before taking off in many different directions. Now that the way to the coffee was clear of any obstacles, a scene where a haggard Ciel and a slightly exhausted Sebby was revealed. They looked in our direction and seemed to be slightly surprised to see Zero.

"Hey, Zero? Could you do me one tiny, little favor and warn me before you go all I-will-kill-your-eardrums?"

"Would you have prefered them to stay, dimwit?"

"Back to the name calling?!"

"Shut it, pipsqueak."

"...Why back to those?!?!"

Finally, Sebby and Ciel arrive at our location. They are looking at Zero with an annoyed glare and then they turn towards me with a what-is-he-doing-here look. Scratching my head a little, I give a small giggle and begin my mini explanation.

"Hey guys, so this is Zero, as you probably already know. He was out here doing some things for the headmaster, I suppose. I ran into him when looking for a way to get rid of the many mini-Grells that blocked you both from leaving and from me entering. He offered to help because he needed to do his job and make us go back to the dorms."

"Hmm, Zero Kiryu, was it? I appreciate your help, but we can go on from here. We will be heading back to our dorms now. Goodbye."

"Phantomhive, I do not trust any of you night class students out on the streets alone. Besides, my task is over now, I more than free to escort you three to your dorms."