The Pureblood...Demon?!

Chapter 1

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"No seriously, wait a moment! I'm fine with my current last name!"

"Not acceptable. You are a Phantomhive henceforth."

"WHAT?!"

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"You have been missing for four years, and suddenly show up with a new last name and expect me to allow that?"

"Hold up,why do I nee-"

"Why do you have a new last name?"

"Ehehe... well you see... I thought that you, well, yeah, and so I tried to forget by umm... changing my last name."

"And how did you get the last name Shiki, Miss Ivy? As I recall, the Shikis are a noble lineage of aristocrats that wouldn't just let anyone have their surname."

You know butler, I am really starting to hate you.

"How do you bloody know about the Shikis? As I recall, you are but a butler."

"Yes, but I am one hell of a butler."

...for some reason I think that comment fits me more than you, buddy. I literally am a vampire, a creature closer to hell than a human. But then again, you are a weird human that doesn't seem like a human but must be a human, because there is no way you are a vampire. Unless other creatures exist... nah, I would have been told of their existence if they did.

"...right, I'll just have to believe you on that."

"So are you ever going to answer my question, Miss Ivy?"

"Did anyone ever tell you that you're too perceptive?"

The perverted butler just gave me a smug smirk before turning to Ciel. Ciel, ignoring his butler's attitude, gave me a stern look.

"Hah... fine. Let's just say that I am a relative to one of the Shiki's and so they took me in."

"Relative how?"

"That's for me to know, and for you to be ignorant of."

Ciel gave me an annoyed glance with his one eye, and I finally had enough. Who does he think he is?! He is not a pirate! Why must he wear his eyepatch so... piraty?!

"Oi! Ciel!"

"What is it, Ivy?"

"Why the bloody fang are you wearing an eyepatch so piraty?!"

"..."

What? Why are they just staring at me like that? Did I say something weird again? Senri says that I occasionally do that...should I apologize then? What do I apologize for? Mentioning his eyepatch? Is that a touchy subject?! OH MY GOSH I JUST DAMAGED CIEL'S EMOTIONAL STATE! SOMEONE STAKE ME NOW! Not that a stake would do me much damage, but the point comes across.

"Really. You come back after four years, suddenly see me wearing an eyepatch, and wonder why I'm wearing it like a pirate?"

"...Yeah? Did I do something wrong?"

"*Sigh* Ivy, most people would have been asking why I wore an eyepatch, not why I wore it a certain way."

"Ehh? But didn't you hurt your eye in the incident? Why else would you be wearing an eye patch?"

"..."

"Wait, was I wrong?"

"No, no, you're correct."

"Then why did you look at me like I was stupid!"

"Because you are."

"EHH?! Get over here you brat!"