so it's been 2 days and joyce has done nothing but give me evil looks which I don't mind cause her voice is kinda annoying when she is in work mode which is 99% of every day. I was walking with jamey towards the pool bar and we seen her sticking posters up, on the hedge.
"what is she doing?" jamey asked
"being a douche, what idiot sticks posters on a hedge" then liam comes out from behind the hedge and as we got closer we heard liam say he likes the feel of it on his face, "is he high I swear people who are high like to basically hug trees and hedges" I laughed and we walked over to the poster when they left. "I didn't know we was having a dancing competition"
"neither did I, she is in for it now" jamey said and walked off in the direction joyce went, and I continued my way towards the bar.
"you doing the dancing competition?" liam asked
"hell no" I laughed.
later that afternoon dad, lez and liam got roped into the dance class that's being ran by this annoying person called Cyril Babcock to make up numbers, about 30 minutes later me and lez was stood outside watching him moaning about madge and this dude's dancing.
"yeah show squirrel some respect" dad said
"did he just say squirrel?" I asked
"yep" lez answered
"oh god this won't go down too well"
"thank you, I beg you're pardon?" Cyril said
"you are the teacher she is the pupil, she should show you some respect" dad replied
"no I mean what did you call me?"
"squirrel"
"squirrel?"
"yes, that is your name squirrel peacock, is a stage name yes?"
"what a plank" I giggled
"squirrel peacock, my name is Cyril Babcock"
"oh, is the same no?"
"no it is not the same and I thank you to keep your opinions to yourself, your staff you should speak when you're spoken to"
"hey, what is wrong with you? I was saying you are the teacher, if I was teaching someone to dance I would want some respect"
"should we get involved?" lez asked
"no only get involved if a fight breaks out"
"well that won't be too long"
"yes well you're not a dancer you mop up spilled drinks for a living and go and sit down young man. right I think we could all-"
"I can dance better than you"
"what are you doing you idiot" I said loudly and lez just laughed
"would you care to repeat that"
"I can dance beter than you"
"are you challenging me to a dance off young man?"
"mateo vs squirrel, lets do it"
"music" then they step away and another one bites the dust starts to play.
"at least it's not a fight" lez smiled
"thank god" I smiled and then the dance off started,
"what's going on here?" joyce asked whilst trying to run in heels towards us
"Cyril and mateo are having a dance off" lez replied
"well he's here to teach...he shouldn't be dancing like that he's got a heart condition" me and lez shot her a look
"you know him like?" lez asked
"well..we were together in a club med resort in the early 90s....I was a rep and Cyril and his wife well they were dancing instructors... we were very close....um I mean just good friends of course he was a married man"
I looked at lez and he looked me "anyway that was all a long time ago"
"more than close friends" I whispered to lez and he smirked, then Cyril noticed joyce and started to intense his dancing.
"o lay" he smiled then fell to the ground, everyone ran over to him except me and joyce was all over him like he was about to die. after all of that was over with everyone got on with whatever they was doing before the whole afternoon started and I decided to do some research on this person I think he's a fake and around here the guest believe anything. after my research I found out I was right the real Cyril Babcock do not have a heart condition and he posted on twitter an hour ago a picture of america cause he is staying in Vegas doing shows for the next week, I went to the pool bar and put my phone showing the picture in front of dad and lez.
"what's this?" they asked
"the real Cyril Babcock, he's in america"
"so the squirrel here is fake?" dad asked
"yes"
"what about the heart condition?" lez asked
"real one don't have any health problems"
"so he is a so called close friend of joyce" lez smiled
"yes and I got a plan"
"what is it?" dad asked
"Kenneth is trying to persuade gavin to dance with janey's daughter cause he don't want the voucher to go on someone else so I can blackmail joyce into making them win"
"you're a genius" lez smiled then I went ro find joyce and funny enough she was with the fake.
"you better make gavin win"
"no that's cheating and is unfair what if there's someone better than him?" Cyril said
"well it's either make it so he wins or I'll expose you"
"expose him?" joyce questioned
"Cyril Babcock has no heart condition and is currently in Vegas" they both went wide eyes "you better make sure gavin wins or I will expose you" I warned and walked out and went to the salon. "gavin is gonna win" I said whilst taking a seat
"he better"
"no he will I made sure of it"
"what have you done?"
"just research to confirm my suspicions"
"which was?"
"Cyril is a fake"
"he's what?"
"a fake the real Cyril is in america"
"omg I thought him and joyce seemed to know each other too well"
"yeah they had a thing and was apparently close friends"
"more like star crossed lovers"
"exactly"
later that evening I was sat by kenneth at the bar and the dance competition was about half way through, I went to get my phone from the suite and as I came back in I saw noureen flying across the table and dad slowly leaving the stage, I take it the turn didn't go right. I go back to my seat and then it's the shortly time to announce the winner
"he better win" Kenneth said
"don't worry he will" I said then looked at joyce and she quickly looked away, and then gavin won thank god this day is over it's been pretty hetic and fun at the same time.
