pick up lines (patrick stump)

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((Sorry for not updating for a long time this is a text format tho))

You : hey hey babe

Rick ♡: yeah?

You: if you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple. ;))

Rick ♡: PICK UP LINES NO

You: knock knock

Rick ♡: ughhhh, whos there??

You: olive.

Rick♡: olive who?

You: Olive you.

Rick♡:thats honestly cute but sTOP

15 minutes later

You: hey patrick

Rick♡: what now?

You: how many letters are in the alphabet?

Rick♡: ....26, why?

You: oh i thought there were 21

Rick♡: why would you think that

You: I guess I forgot U R A Q T. sorry

Rick♡: OHMYGOD NO

25 minutes later

You: babeeee

Rick♡: UGH WHAT

You: you look a lot like my future husband.
i hope i take care of you and our kids someday.

Rick♡: WHY DID I EVEN DATE YOU

Rick♡: WE ALREADY HAVE DECLAN

Rick♡: THATS SWEET.

Rick♡: I AM YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND

Rick♡: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT MONTH

10 minutes later

You: baby this is the last time

Rick♡: YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE

You: I may not go down on history but Sugar, I'll go down on you.

Patrick isn't answering.
You decided to go ask Pete.

You: hey pete

You: can you tell me what patrick is doing

Pete-za: honestly

Pete-za: hes sitting on the studio's couch his head in his hands muttering somethin and his phone is turned off

Pete-za: why?

You: i kept telling him pick up lines

You: the last one was 'i may not go down on history but sugar, i'll go down on you'

Pete-za: that

Pete-za: wow

((The pick up lines were from tumblr 😂 except for the last one.
That ones mine))

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