* I wake up in a swamp. I look around and notice five other People who start to wake up*
alderheart: Wha-Where am I?
Flashrun85: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Guy with a family: I'VE GOT A FAMILY!
Me: Well, isn't this a colorful cast of Characters.
Slutty girl: I'm scared. Fear makes me horny.
* The slutty girl tries to seduce me *
Me:
Alderheart: wait, shh. You guys hear that?
They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
Me: oh dear God.
Flashrun: what?
*Shrek appears out of nowhere *
Shrek:
Alderheart: OH SWEET JESUS!
Guy with a family: I HAVE A FAMILY
Me:WE NEED TO RUN!
Slutty girl: I'M THOROUGHLY AROUSED!
* Everyone runs off but Shrek grabs the guy with a family *
Guy with a family: MY KIDS LOVE YOUR MOVIES!
Shrek: It's all ogre now.
* Shrek basically does this to the guy with a family *
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* Me, Alderheart, Flashrun, and the slutty girl are hiding in a tree *
Flashrun: that poor guy. Scizorman, why didn't you shoot Shrek.
Me: he's a beloved Character.
Alderheart: what do we do now?
Slutty girl: We could have sex.
Me: or we could review this fanfic.
Alderheart: I vote for scizormans idea
Flashrun: me too.
Me: Well ok then
Be 17.
Be turning 18 soon.
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SCIZORMAN REVIEWS REMASTERED RESURRECTION RETRIBUTION GOTYE 2 : THE SEQUEL
MizahHELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAAAACK
