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The sequel to Zodiac Signs! Another book filled with funny and relatable things about the signs that I found online.

The Signs Talking to Someone They Can't Stand

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by bardotbaby

by bardotbaby

Aries: *punches them in the face in the middle of a sentence*

Taurus: "I really hate you and I always will.. so shut up."

Gemini: "You know what'd be nice? If you shut your face forever."

Cancer: "Listen, I'm going to say this the nicest way possible.... honey, I really fucking hate you."

Leo: "I can't even handle your awfulness. Why am I talking to you when I'm me."

Virgo: "I hate talking to you. Sorry."

Libra: *really loud sigh*

Scorpio: "You may not be bad-looking, but you are one of the worst and please get out of my life. I have better things to do."

Sagittarius: *cuts them off in the middle of a sentence* "Please don't live."

Capricorn: "Wanna hear a joke? You."

Aquarius: "BURN WITH SATAN."

Pisces: "I wish you didn't exist. The world would be a much happier place."