Aries: says something completely inaudible and then says "nvm" and starts awkwardly laughing when asked what they said
Taurus: randomly starts yelling their opinion or response to something with absolutely no filter
Gemini: suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance for no apparent reason
Cancer: you always have that sudden moment when you completely stop interacting with people or become a sarcastic little twat
Leo: starts laughing out of nowhere without anyone knowing what's so damn funny and it always turns out to be something pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways
Virgo: always keeps their bag or room messy for no reason and no matter how much they say or try cleaning it up, it goes back to its original state
Libra: tends to sometimes spontaneously act like a complete child, it's as if a child possesses you for a couple of minutes
Scorpio: often stares at you non-stop when they're talking to you and you get the impression that they hate your guts and want to rip your entire soul apart
Sagittarius: sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and just overall act like a sarcastic asshole
Capricorn: suddenly acts completely cold with people for no reason at all and everyone becomes confused as to why they're acting like that
Aquarius: randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they're arguing with and themselves know that they're wrong
Pisces: does this thing where they tell themselves that they remember things that never actually happened, probs because pisceans usually have terrible memory

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Zodiac Signs 2
CasualeThe sequel to Zodiac Signs! Another book filled with funny and relatable things about the signs that I found online.