Aries: Yells "YAAASSS THIS IS MY JAM" at every other song
Taurus: Puts up a 300 seconds long snap story
Gemini: Says hi to everyone within a 10 meter radius of them
Cancer: Takes 400 selfies
Leo: Pees in inappropriate places
Virgo: Brags about how they never get hangovers
Libra: Yells "SHOTS" repeatedly
Scorpio: Texts their crush "heyyyyyyy" (the extra y's look cool, i swear)
Sagittarius: Falls on their face at least twice
Capricorn: Takes care of other drunk people, runs when vomiting occurs
Aquarius: Tweets inside jokes between them and the aliens at the party
Pisces: Goes and makes friends in the bathroom
-BOI tell me 'bout it
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Zodiac Signs 2
AléatoireThe sequel to Zodiac Signs! Another book filled with funny and relatable things about the signs that I found online.
