Literally My Life

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"I will physically push you back into the bed, Will!"

"Huh, didn't dow (know) thede (there) wad ady (any) other way dou (you) could push be (me)."

"I see the sickness didn't remove the snark..."

"Shud up, Deek! I have patients do (to) cure."

"Will, you're going to infect them even more."

"Do (No) I wod't! I'll just wear a bask! (mask)"

"Will, enough. You're staying here today."

"Dou cad't bake (make) be (me)!"

"Oh yeah? Watch me."

"Oudch!"

"See, Will, you're burning up!"

"Deek everybody's chests are hodder thad their forehead. Bide (Mine) hodder thad bost"

"Will, you just said 'Deek.' You have a cold. Get over yourself!"

"Find (Fine). Bake (make) be feed (feel) bedder (better) Deek..."

"I'm not kissing you Will! Not even with that adorable pouty face!"

"Dou wede (were) laying od (on) top of be do (two) secods (seconds) ago!"

"That was to get you back into bed..."

"Thede ad (are) other wad (ways) do (to) do thad, dou dow?"

"Not the point!"

"Oday (okay) thad ad lead (least) a peg (peck) od de cheeg!"

"Will- Oof!"

"I'b dot ledding dou go Deeco."

"Will! Look- Ouch ouch ouch! My arm arm! You're lying on top of it!"

"Will, you're going to make me sweat in my suit."

"Idn't thad whad dou wadt (want)?"

"No-yes-but- no- Tch, I meant because your body is really hot-okay this isn't working. Look, honey, I need to get to work. Adria's free today, so I asked her to come. Okay?"

"Doooooo (no) Deeco. Dod't leave be adone (alone)"

"She's your best friend, Will!"

"Bud dou're by (my) hudbad! (husband)"

"And I really need to close this deal at work- woahhhh Quit pulling my arm!"

"Deek cobe (come) od! Please!"

"Tch- Will..."

"Cobe od Deeco dou're already idfecgted (infected)"

"You haven't even sneezed on me-"

"Are dou de dogtor (doctor)?"

"Will-"

"Hubby requesd?"

The next day

"Widd! (Will) I'b sig (sick)"

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