Just Some Shit I'll Write.

S t o r y t i m e

So, a couple weeks ago, I cracked a rib. The story is so stupid, trashofallkinds and I have a damned saying to go with it. You'll hear it after the story.

So I'm in the shower, and I finish washing my body. I go to put the bar of soap back on the shelf in the shower, and I drop it. Spoiler alert, I wasn't raped. So I pick it back up, and my back is facing the showerhead. I stand up, and turn to my right to turn around. As I turn, I slip in the soap in the bottom of the tub and fall down. My ribs were the only thing that took the impact, and one specific one landed right on the edge of the tub. It knocked the wind out of me, and for a second, I thought my rib had broke in two and pierced my lung, the pain was that excruciating.

So the saying goes;

Drop the soap before you drop yourself.

There are no casts for ribs, so I just have to take it easy on that side, which is surprisingly hard. I am doing better though, and it should heal up soon.

Stay sexy fellas!

~Joe