Modern Voltron Texts

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Keith: will you be the sun in my sky?

Lance: awww, sure, buddy!! <3
(´• ω •')

Keith: so you'll stay 92,935,700 miles away from me??

Lance: ...sure, buddy...   (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Keith: thanks. <3
(´• ω •')

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Lance: Hey, Pidge, there's a spider in here, can you come kill it?

Pidge: Pidge is dead. You're next.
~Love Spider

Lance:   : - ;    why...

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Blue: Hey, where you at?

Lance: at my 4 girlfriend's house.

Blue: whAT?!

Lance: Jk. At the pub selling drugs.

Blue: Oh. Did you make anything yet?

Lance: $20.

Blue: Not bad! Keep it up!

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Allura: Hello, Shrio! This is Allura, it's my new phone!

Shiro: Hi, Allura! Mind if I ask what happened to your old phone?

Allura: Nope, I put it on Airplane mode and threw it up in the air and it cracked. It was supposed to transform!

Shiro: Allura... That's not how phones work...

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Corran: Happy birthday, Lance!!

Lance: Thanks, Corran! What did you get me?? :D

Corran: You know that blue tee-shirt you wanted from the space mall?

Lance: OMG YES!!

Corran: I got you some socks the same color! :D

Lance: You shouldn't have..! Thanks..!

Corran: Anytime!!!

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Lance: I heard you liked bad boys..~

Keith: I never said--

Lance: I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I walked through the exit at the space mall the other day..!

Keith: Wow. You're such a rebel.

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Red: I hate you--

Blue: I love you--

Red: I hate that--

Blue: I love you--

Red: don't want to--

Blue: but I can't put nobody else above you.

Red: work on your grammar.

Blue: anyone else above you**

Red: be my plus one?

Blue: No, No, No..!

Red: oh well, you had your chance.

Blue: IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?!?!

Red: it's too late to apologise.

Blue: Why ya gotta be so rude?

Red: You can't win, no, this is not a dream.

Blue: You can count on me like 1,2,3, I'll be there.

Red: I don't fucking care. At all. But I have hella' feelings for you.

Blue: If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain, I'd just want your heart, yeah I'd want your heart, I'd just want your heart.

Red: I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it...~

~~~~Meanwhile~~~~

Lance: sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLLDDD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!!!

Keith: we are never ever, ever getting back together.

Lance: I love you so, I love you so, I love you so...

Keith: do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah..?~

Lance: give it to me baby!!~

Keith: 7:00 a good time for you?

Lance: of course.

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Leafy: Hey, I see that your back?

Blue: Yup, I see your still alive?

Leafy: Yeah, too bad I didn't drive myself to suicide.

Blue: too bad you didn't burn your house down with you in it.

Leafy: too bad you didn't get cancer from Lance.

Blue: too bad you didn't get a brain tumor when Pidge talks her ass off about technology.

Leafy: too bad I didn't rip your balls off for saying that.

Blue: too bad that's Red's job.

Leafy: Jesus Christ, I missed you.

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Shadow: can we just focus on forming voltron??

Red: We are humans now, I doubt we can still form voltron...

Sunny: WE...

Leafy and Sunny: ARE THE CRYSTAL--

Leafy, Sunny, and Blue: --GEMS!! WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!!!!

Red: umm.. So you're saying... Fusion..?

Leafy: yep!!

Red: isn't that gem...... sex...??

Sunny: crap.. Forgot about that... Uhm...... Yeah.

Shadow: we aren't doing that.

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Hunk: Life is like a box of chocolates... Its sweet and you'll never know what you might get!

Keith: . . .You're going to get chocolate!!

Pidge: Shit, he has a point.

Lance: THAT'S WHAT HE SAAAIIDDD!!

Keith: that's what you said last night. "He" didn't say anything, who is "he" ??

Lance: *blushing* it's dirty humor..

Shiro: grounded.

Hunk: BUSTEDDD!!

Lance: *shrugs* worth it!

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Hope you enjoyed these texts and conversations and whatever they were!!