Back at it again....
With them white vans.....
No? Just get on with the shit? Gotchu, fam.....!
lol, anyways, enjoy
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Keith: hey, I like your shirt.
Lance: are you hitting on me???
Keith: no... I like your shoes...?
Lance: Jesus Christ you're so gay!
Keith: ????????
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Pidge: Keith, if you were a girl, what would people call you??
Lance: they'd call him an agressive lesbian.
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Lance: hey, are you awake...?
Lance: dude, please answer...
Pidge: Lance. It's 4:32. In the fucking morning.
Lance: It's really important...
Pidge: spill....
Lance: have you ever wondered why fish don't fill up with water???
Pidge: ...
Pidge: let's ask the magic conch shell if I give a single fuck.
Pidge: "no."
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Lance: uuuugh, there's nothing to eat!!!
Hunk: *slowly looks over and sees a whole table full of food then looks at Lance slowly* you're crazy, man.
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Hunk: PIDGE OMG LOOK!!
Pidge: What??
Hunk:
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Pidge: wtf did you just send me?
Hunk: I SENT YOU LANCE!!!
Keith: what's going on?
Lance: dude, it's you.
Pidge: actually, it's Lance.
Keith: how do you not know sym bionic titan???
Lance: DUDE, IT'S A MULLET!!!
Pidge: somebody accomplished the hourglass figure.
Hunk: LMAAOOOOO
Shiro: stop this madness...
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Lance: hey, Keith, you remind me of Eren from attack on titan!
Keith: what's up with titans-
Lance: he hates titans but he is one!
Keith: ???
Lance: except with you're galra!
Keith: You weaboo.
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Keith: Can I kiss you??
Lance: I- um- Yeah! But first you gotta say the magic word!
Keith: ???
Keith: Vol.. Tron?
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Allura: Coran, are you okay??
Coran: Yes! This isn't my first radio!
Keith: rodeo*
Coran: Right, that!
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Keith: okay, Google, play my theme song.
Google: "I'm not gay guys, that ain't me-"
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Lance: hey, Siri.
Siri: Yes, Super cool ninja sharp-shooter Lance?
Lance: call my lover.
Siri: OKAY.
Keith: Lance...?
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Me: *falling asleep on face time with friend*
Friend: wtf, don't sleep on me!
Me: but I'm tired... *lays down*
Friend: would you be laying down if the paladins were in your room?
Me: *sits up straight* I despise you...
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Freind: who do you think would top?
Me: Keith.
Friend: Lance.
Other friend: Shiro.
Me: *slowly turns to other friend* you're lucky I'm not kicking your sheith ass out of my house- cause I'm a multi-shipper and I dont judge...
Other friend: ..... *thumbs up*
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NOW- question for y'all...
Who do you want to top?
Just wanna see cause I may work on oneshots or just a whole klance au...
And if you don't wanna answer that one I have another question!
What klance au do you wanna see??
Until then, peace out my dudes!
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HumorDon't ask, only read if ya want to. But this shit is pretty funnyyyyyyy..!!! Hewhewhew it's actually probably nawt lmao..
