Modern Voltron Texts

#2

Red: I love u.

Blue: awww I love u too!

Red: it's my favourite vowel, I'm so glad you agree!

Blue: -___________-

Red: ┐(￣ ω ￣)┌

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Sunny: Hunk!!

Sunny: Cinnamon Roll!!

Sunny: Lance is dead!!

Sunny: We have cake down here!!

Hunk: I'll be down in a tick!!! And if there isn't donuts then Lance WILL be dead!!!

Sunny: Hunk, I swear...

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Hunk: hey, birthday girl, wanna come over??

Pidge: Yeah, did you get a present??

Hunk: Yep. It involves pillows and blankets!

Pidge: OMG WE'RE BUILDING A FORT?!??!

Hunk: OF COURSE!!

Leafy: Thank God their minds are still pure...

Sunny: indeed...

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Keith: hey, I can't hang out today, sorry, me and Pidge are going to target.

Red: k, have fun.

Keith: okay, Lance, I'll be there around 7.

Red: The fuck are you doing with Lance around 7?!?!

Keith: damnit...

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Sunny: LEAFY I JUST HIT A BUNNY!! (ﾉД') I FEEL TERRIBLE!!

Leafy: great, now Easter is canceled. Thanks a lot.

Sunny: LEAFY YOU AREN'T HELPING!!!  (ﾉД')

Sunny: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO??! HE RAN OUT INFRONT OF ME AT THE LAST MINUTE!!

Leafy: here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail-- oh no, here comes Sunny-- *SPLAT*

Leafy: lol sorry be there with ice cream shortly.

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Blue: going shopping, you need anything?

Lance: yeah, can you get me some condoms? I have a date tonight...

Blue: Lance...

Lance: yeah?

Blue: you can't get your hand pregnant...

Lance: fuck you...

Blue: That's not what Keith told me you said last night. It was the opposite of "you."

Lance: Shit... You got him drunk didn't you?

Blue: Yup, got a shitload of blackmail now. 

Blue:    :)

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Keith: Hurry your small dick up and get your flat ass back here before I beat all of the shit out of your mouth before you can even greet me.

Lance: I feel the love.

Keith: you better, bitch.

Lance: This is why I love you.