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Pidge: dude, are you still drunk from last night??
Lance: bro, I wasn't thaaaaat drunk!
Pidge: you were flirting with your Allura and asked if she was single...
Lance: so??
Pidge: and she said yes.
Red: LMAO, LOSER!!!
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Lance: Keith, why did you REALLY leave?
Keith: because I felt I was more comfortable with the galra rebels and my own kind..?
Lance: Did you get sick of me mocking you or something? Did you get sick of being my soul mate?
Keith: what?
Lance: NOTHING GTG HUNK WANTS ME RN
Keith: sOUL MATE???
Lance: BYYYE
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Keith: Lance is a dork.
Pidge: I thought we already discussed this, you gay ass.
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Matt: so, how exactly does the castle work again?
Pidge: wErE yOu eVeN liSTeNinG wHeN I wAs rAmBLinG oN aBOuT tHe cAsTLe????
Matt: hint= rambling.
Pidge: oh. Fuck.
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Matt: ISN'T ALLURA THE SWEETEST THING EVER???
Allura: what?
Matt: wRoNg nUMbeR
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Zarkon: I am aware we have had some accidents happen in our lives.
Allura: you killed my father...
Zarkon: I said accidents, that wasn't an accident.
Lotor: go dieeeeeeeee.
Haggar: that is no way to speak to your father.
Lotor: you toooooooo.
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-bounus!! Just some sweet klance-Keith: hey... You up..?
Keith: Lance, please don't ignore me if you are...
Keith: its been a long day and I really need to talk to someone like you...
Lance: someone like me?
Keith: in how amazing you are-- I mean like, how you came to me and I helped you out, can you do the same for me just this once..?
Lance: yeah, I suppose so...
Keith: I just really miss you guys...
Lance: we miss you too, Keith. Its not the same with you gone.
Keith: I've cried myself to sleep 7 times now.. I don't regret my choice but it's just really different, not having Pidge here to stay up all night getting to the bottom of things, Hunk making the best food I've ever had, Shiro always helping me out, Allura always being the mother figure I never had, Coran being that humorous person he is and you always teasing me that gets me so attracted to you all of the time with your good looks just as a bounus... I'm sorry, I'm rambling on...
Lance: no, no it's fine, I would do the same but.. You really like me like that? Or am I just super tired because it's 2 in the morning..
Keith: I'm sorry for keeping you up this long but yes, I really love you. Its hard to be so far away from you.
Lance: I love you too. But I'm afraid imma pass out, goodnight, my knight in shining armor.💜
Keith: goodnight, my sleeping beauty...
Keith: 💙
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