I'm so glad that peeps are actually reading this. ;w:
Thank chu!!
Requests are always open (hint hint)
Jk, I'm sorry
Enjoy!
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Shiro: I have wings.
Everyone: whAT?!?!?
Shiro: *he points to his eyeliner* wings big enough to fly away from all of my problems.
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Lance: ..I know your secret...
Keith: ....don't tell anyone...
Lance: its just not right...
Keith: Lance, you're going too far with this...
Lance: why do you...
Keith: Lance, please...
Lance: whY DO YOU DRINK YOUR APPLEJUICE WITH ICE!!
Keith: dAMMIT, LANCE!!
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Lance: *points finger guns at random chick*
Keith: Lance, no.
Lance: pfft, Lance yes!
Shiro: Lance, no.
Lance: I...... Lance no...
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Hunk: space dad?
Shiro: yes, Hunk?
Hunk: Pidge says I can't eat the rest of the Halloween cookies ;^;
Pidge: *spits out cereal* because you literally ate all of the Easter cookies and Valentine's day cookies that were like, super old!
Hunk: aLL FOOD IS JUST SO GOOD, PIDGE!!!
Shiro: make sure it's not outdated.
Pidge: dAD!!!
Hunk: hAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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Lance: Dad, can I go outside?
Shiro: ask your mom.
Lance: mom, can I go outside?
Allura: ask your dad.
Lance: ಢಸಢ
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Lance: are you REALLY gay?? I know I'm straight, I'm just making sure with you though.
Keith: *wearing everything purple, rainbow, and black* No, I'm straighter than a dick.
Lance: dicks are floppy...
Keith: and you would know how?
Lance: .....Well played.
Keith: I hate you.
Lance: love you too, buddy.
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Hunk: so, what's for breakfast?
Sunny: hun, we just ate breakfast...
Hunk: ....What's for lunch?
Sunny: how are you still hungry??
Hunk: *putting food in the microwave* what??
Sunny: bOI!!!
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Allura: now, now, ladies do not start fights!
Pidge: ...but they can finish them.
Lance: *runs off in opposite direction*
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Haggar: *puts hand on Lotor's shoulder, staring at Keith and Lance kissing* don't let your children around gay people, they might turn gay, too.
Lotor: *on grindr* guess I shouldn't let them go in Starbucks cause they might turn into a fucking latte.
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Welp, that's the end this time, see ya next time and I hope you've enjoyed!!!
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HumorDon't ask, only read if ya want to. But this shit is pretty funnyyyyyyy..!!! Hewhewhew it's actually probably nawt lmao..
