xii. Hawaii

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by sweaterxharry

by sweaterxharry

Paris's POV

Oh my gawd. I love Harry. Today he's gonna propose to me because he loves me too. I can't wait he's so beautiful oh my GAWD. I'm gonna be even richer than I am now, that's so crazyyyy! Asdfghjkl; I can't. I can't even right now. Oh my GAWD.

I went to the restaurant that he told me to meet him at. This place better be expensive. He needs to spend good money on me. I'm fucking worth it.

Wait he texted me.

Nvm lolz dont meet me there come to good tunes :P :D xD :* -H .xx

I sent him a text back.

Harry wtf that place is U G L Y .

Then he replied to my text two seconds later.

It's beautiful like me lolz :P xD -H .xx

Oh my gawd. Whatever.

I go to the music store and I see that waiter person. Is she called a waiter? Idk what music store helper people are called. It's that girl from last time.

"Parissss! Hi girl! Omg we haven't talked in forever!"

"I don't know you."

"Giiiiirrrrl, it's me Ren!"

"Okay weirdo. Where's Harry?"

"Over here baby!" I see Harry. He's wearing khaki pants and one of those weird Hawaiian shirts with the palm trees on them. Oh my gawd. Is he really wearing crocs. Stahp. I'm gonna cry.

"Holy crap," the red girl said (idk her name it sounded like red lmao).

"What happened sweetie?" Harry asked her.

"SWEETIE?!" I yelled at him. He ignored me. Then the red girl person spoke.

"I'm fucking pregnant."

"Is it my baby?" Harry asked. WHAT?! THAT MEANS THEY FRICKLE FRACKLED?!

"Hell yeah haha," the girl replied.

"YAAAASSSSS!" Harry said. Then I got a knife and I stuck it in the girl's stomach. She can't be pregnant now haha!

"Ow you bitch."

"You're a slut."

"Paris thank you for killing her I love you so much."

Harry kissed me but his clothes are too ugly so I pushed him away. Then I killed him too bc you can't kiss me if you look like that. Lolz.

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+ APRIL FOOLS BITCHESSSSS!!! Hahaha ok so obviously this chapter is a joke lol I'm gonna post the real chapter later today, I just felt like it was necessary for me to pull a prank on you guys. Hehe. Happy Birthday to Ren too!

+ AND OH MY GOSH 1K READS ALREADY HOLY CRAP ILY YOU GUYS SO MUCH AHHHH TYSM FOR READING AND VOTING AND COMMENTING YOURE ALL BEAUTIFUL<33333 xxx