BigBoyBeebs added RyRy, Tacoshell, dunshine, MilkeyWay, Gee, DallyLongLegs, Patty, PeteyBoi and FrankeyBigBoyBeebs: Hello my little emos
Tacoshell: What is this and why is it called '100% straight people'
Dunshine: Lol none of us are straight
BigBoyBeebs: It's a joke Josh, and Tyler I thought I'd add you all because we need to communicate better in class. We can't keep throwing paper at each other, that girl Ashley picked up my note to Ryan and I think I should avoid her forever now
DallyLongLegs: What did the note say?
BigBoyBeebo: That my friend, is a secret
RyRy: it said 'meet me behind the bikeshed after class'
Gee: Oh god
Milkeyway: OH NO
Dunshine: ffs Brendon
BigBoyBeebo: How was I meant to know she'd read it? It was meant for Ryan not her, what if she thinks I like her????
Frankey: She has a girlfriend Brendon, you're okay, she's not gonna ask you out
Peteyboi: oh yeah I know Ashley, her girlfriend Melanie is cool as well
Patty : Pete your name is so cringy pls change it
Peteyboi: no
BigBoyBeebo: shit what do I do, Melanie is storming up to me someone help, I need help quickkkkkk hdhsjsjdnddj
Dunshine: oh shizzle
Tacoshell: Omg guys come to the canteen quickly, you need to see this. !!!!!
IRL
Everyone rushed into the canteen to see all hell had broken loose, Melanie was beating the shit out of Brendon and Tyler was laughing uncontrollably in the corner, everyone else in the room was silent so you could hear what Melanie and Brendon were saying:
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND"
"I'm sorry, the note was meant to go to my boyfriend, not her, I promise."
Melanie didn't listen and kept punching him. No one was doing anything, not even the teachers, so dallon took it upon himself to intervene. He blocked Melanie and shoved her out of the way.
LATER THAT DAY
BigBoyBeebs: This is fucking bullshit
Gee: what happened?
BigBoyBeebs: I'm suspended from school for a week when i didn't do anything
Ryry: It's okay bb
Dunshine: Gross
BigBoyBeebs: Shut up dun, don't act like none of us see you and Tyler touching each other up
Tacoshell: let's not talk about that
Dunshine: yeah...
BigBoyBeebs: but I wanna talk about it
BigBoyBeebs: you two are the cringiest couple ever, you practically fuck in front of us, I bet you're fucking right now
Dunshine and Tacoshell left the chat
DallyLongLegs: look what you've done Brendon
BigBoyBeebs: whoops