Ryry: hey guys
Halsey: what
Ryry: hey guys
Halsey: I said what
Ryry: no I need everyone
Halsey: instead of waiting for them to answer just see who's read your message
Ryry: okay I think everyone has
Ryry: me and Brendon have moved in together
Lyyynn: AWE CUTE
BigBoyBeebs: now I can fuck him everyday without the possibility of his dad walking in
Gee: okay none of us wanted to know that
Frankey: you've probably embarrassed him now
BigBoyBeebs: he loves it though
Halsey: wait are you moving quite far away
Ryry: no we're like 5 minutes away from my dads house
Halsey: yayyy if you moved far away I would've killed you
BigBoyBeebs: LETS HAVE A HOUSEWARMING PARTY
Ryry: that's so much effort and we can't afford food or drink
Tacoshell: we can bring our own stuff
BigBoyBeebs: yayyyyy
BigBoyBeebs: IM SO EXCITED
Lyyynn: when is it gonna be
BigBoyBeebs: probably on Saturday
Lyyynn: okay cool
2am
BigBoyBeebs: hey guys
Jishwaaaaa: I think I'm the only one awake
BigBoyBeebs: I have a problem
BigBoyBeebs: you need to help me or I'm going to die
Jishwaaaaa: okay what is it
BigBoyBeebs: I'm on the toilet and there's no toilet paper in the house and all the shops are closed
BigBoyBeebs: climb in through the window and bring me toilet roll please
BigBoyBeebs: do it quietly or you'll wake up Ryan
Jishwaaaaa: um okay...?
Jishwaaaaa: that is a weird request
Jishwaaaaa: I'll be there in like 15 minutes
BigBoyBeebs: THANK YOU SO MUCH
IRL
Josh slowly walked up the path to the smallish house which Brendon and Ryan now owned; looking for an open window. he saw one with the light on inside. Perfect. Climbing through the window rather ungraciously he came face to face with a red faced Brendon who was sat on the toilet. "I have the toilet roll." He said, trying to look anywhere but at Brendon, and trying to hold his breath to avoid breathing in the putrid smell Brendon had made. Without saying anything Brendon grabbed the roll and did what he had to do before flushing the toilet.
"Umm I'll be going now then" josh said rather uncomfortably, shifting his weight back and forth to each foot. Before Brendon could reply the bathroom door flung open go reveal a tired looking Ryan.
"JOSH?" Ryan asked, shocked at what he saw. "Oh hi Ryan, I was just giving Brendon some toilet roll because he didn't want to wake you."
Ryan laughed. Not because it was funny, it was a laugh which shocked the two boys. It was something you knew you couldn't laugh along with. It scared them.
"Just admit to what you were doing." Ryan said calmly. Too calmly. "Babe I swear we weren't doing anything!" Brendon said, moving forward to touch Ryan "don't." He said as he flinched away from the boys touch before storming out.
"Oh shit." Josh said. Both of them too in shock to do or say anything.
