FuCK i'M tALl.

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OKAY SO LET'S CONTINUE CELEBRATING CONFIDENT MONDAY.

I've never considered myself as tall.



























OKAY PLS STOP I KNOW I KNOW I AM TALL but my relatives are tall (ok not all lmao Erik I'm looking at you your 8 year old brother is soon taller than your short ass) and many of them are taller than me so y'know...

My brother is like almost 2 metres too so I feel like "normal" height at home.

My friends in school are all a head shorter than me though (omg I don't have any friends in school anymore RIPPPP)

ok not everyone, one girl was like 183 (model material she got them sexy legs)

BUT

gUyS

I THINK I'VE GROWN 2 OR 3 CM

UDGSBWJAVAHAYAV

I THINK I'M TALLER THAN HEEJUN.

I THINK-

I haven't measured though but I can feel it.

Ahahhah when I got new glasses I was scared of looking down bc I got scared of the height-

BUT PLS IT'S ANNOYING THE CLOTHES WON'T FIT MY SKINNY TALL ASS PLS STOP GROWING TALLER

right this was Confident Monday...

OKAY SO HI

I'M TALL

I'M PROUD

I LIKE TO LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I LIKE STARING FUCK BOIS WHO HIT ON MY FRIENDS DOWN

I looked at these pictures from the graduation and I wore a skirt and-

DAMN THOSE LEGS

MM, MM, MMMmMMMmM

I REALISED I AM TALL.

I'M SCARED.

I DIDN'T KNOW

SHIT.

WOW.

OKAY.

You know what I like about being tall?

I have a reason to complain about my joints lololol

"My joints hurt I'm tall ))):"


The logic is strong with this one.

And I get to be in the sofa all day ((((((((:

Why do they believe me lol

Or

"It's not my fault I'm skinny it's just that my skeleton ate all the nutritions."

Kind of true................................

And I can also run like a giraffe.

Useful ability, use it every day.

And........

It keeps most of the annoying people away........

How? Idk.

AND YOU KNOW BEING TALL AND CUTE DOESN'T RWALLY GO TOGETHER (LMAO LOOK AT KNK WHY AM I LYING) SO WHENEVER MY FRIENDS CALL ME CUTE I'M A BLUSHING MESS ON THE FLOOR NOT EVEN JOKING

I have this friend in my (ex-)German class and she thought it was extremely funny to say I'm cute all the time and now the floor in the German corridor is my best friend.

Yes.

And you know falling from this height-

Well anyways.

You can run fast-

Wait.

Why am I such a slow runner like pls I got these sexy legs why can't I use their true power?

I can only run fast as a giraffe and you know..... it's not the technique I want to use in p.e...

Ahhh

The perks of being taaallll.....

I've got these sexy slim fingers too

Damn

And long sexy toes too ahahhahah

And of course there's the basic stuff too, like grabbing things from far away and reaching stuff with your leeeeegs-

But that's basic.

Basic is boring.

OKAY I'M DONE I CAN'T COME UP WITH MORE STU-

WAIT

OH

AND

You also automatically get people who wants to hug you since you're tall.

They regret their decision though bc I'm bony ;-;

NOT J. I LOVE J. THANKS FOR HOLDING MY HAND AND HUGGING ME SUSGWBYABA

OKAY END OF CONFIDENT MONDAY

BYEYEYEYYEYEYEYE

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