Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups and the Little Hootie

Ryder: ah nice day today. A litel sad be cos Rubel and Sky died zumer too

Zuma: surprise mothafucka

Phone: you have a phone call nigga answer

Ryder: fuk u stop lying

Phone: no

Ryder: throws phone on the ground

Phone: ow

Then ryder forreal had a call

Ryder: who is this

Phone: hoot hoot nigga its hootie

Ryder: hi hoodie

Phone: Hootie

Ryder: Hoodie

Phone: Hootie

Hootie: help

Ryder: Hoodie

Hootie: please

Chase: whats rong

Hootie: Help

Ryder: Chase go

Chase: k

Chase's car: Wee oh wee oh wee oh

Chase: shut up car

Hootie: chase

Chase: whats wrong

Hootie: mother died

Chase: oh k cya

Hootie: wait

Rocky: Rocky in the house boyzz

Marshal: shut up white boy

Rocky: im gray

Chase: clam down

Hootie: surprise mothafuckas Pulls out gun

Zuma: thats my line

Rocky: aw i thot u died

Zuma: nigga say that one moar time

Rocky: ur not blacc dont say that word

Zuma: im brown

Hootie: Ahem please look at me im trying to keel u

Zuma and Rocky: bla bla bla

Hootie: Nigga

Rocky: gasp

Zuma: gasp

Hoodie: thats right im actually hoodie, hooties evil brother

Ryder: knew it

Phone: fucc

Marshall: kinda hungerey

Chase: shut up

Marshall: no i love u

Chase: throws marshall in lake

Marshall: dies

Ryder: k

Hoodie: Nig

Ryder: Brings barbecue

Hoodie: ga

Ryder: roasts then eats hoodie

Delicious!

Phone: mini nigga

Rocky: niglet

Ryder: i knew i should've gotten an apple instead

Phone: but androids are great

Ryder: no

Phone: im a note s7

Ryder: shit

Phone: explodes

Zuma: i feel ostracized

Chase: pleaz lets all go home

Rocky: green means snow

Ryder: that looks like a good spot to build the half-pipe

Rocky: Ryder i found a fridge

Marshall: get the snow off of me

Goodway: tv guy are u ok

Ryder: are you ok

Goodway: wasnt it summer two seconds ago

Ryder: no

Goodway: everest is tearing up the half pipe

Everest: snow sports day rules

Danny: actually daring danny x rules

Goodway: thanks for making this the best snow sports day yet

Ryder: just yelp for help k?

Danny: flies off

Chase: tennis

Marshall: im extremely unathletic

Rocky: here we go

Jake: hey ryder

Ryder: ill punch u in the nose

Jake: moans

Everest: ok bye

Chase: look im an asian trying to be american

Rocky: k

Chase: baseball apple pie

Zuma: nigga im asian

Marshall: im gonna lynch somebody

Jake: weed patrol

Ryder: on nick jr